Any facepalm moments?

As a 12 year old, run my dad's truck into a fence post and then lie that I didnt know what happened...he coaxed me into a situation where i had no good answer and dragged it out of me...i was an idiot, like he wasnt going to know what happened.

I hope he beat you with a plank of wood. That's right, Thparky. I'm calling you out.

Planks? No...hammers? Yes. As in he made me fix it. He was the type that if you did something stupid he'd make you pay for it in labor, so that's how I learned to do body work. He made me beat the dent back out, reshape it with bondo, prime it, paint it and clear it. Then I had to detail his truck inside and out.

All joking aside, he sounds like a great dad.

You called my bluff and, yeah, I had nothing. One day I'll find your flaw. Until that day, we'll meet again.

That's awesome. My dad just relentlessly beat me with various implements.

You two must live down south!

Bahahaha! What our parents didn't have to put up with. I ran over 4 mailboxes with my dad'spickup. But he was the passenger. Serves him right for putting me in a stick shift my first day with a permit. Lol.

You never should have gotten behind the wheel, you menace!

At least you learned how to drive stick, that's a foreign concept to most people anymore.

It was literally the very first time ever getting behind a wheel, I hadn't even been on on the riding mower. So I was scared stiff and the 10 yards I drove proved it. Good thing it was a country road. I was actually trying to pull into the main road on an incline so swerved to the right when a car came rushing at me. I think I practiced on the mower for a few days after that, lol. I loved driving shift. I think everyone should learn on that, no chance of getting a phone in your hands.

Spent 15 minutes wondering why my front door wouldn't open. Finally realised I was turning the key the wrong way ತ_ʖತ.

It would be tough with hooves.

Just waiting for Octavia to add...... "and drunk" :P

Hahahahaha yeah.

When I trashed a school bathroom

Geez, cheese!

Yep

Bathrooms are people too, ya bully!!

Yep

First I had to call out Thparky, now you. Damn I'm getting authoritative. I'll shut up now.

Tell him dad. ;)

When a millennial calls out a boomer that's not a boomer yet's he's boomering in a Gen X way. Hurts...

Ok

Go to the anime stream, and say Anime sucks.

Too many to number. One i can think of that i faceplant about now is once throwing up on my sister. But what's worse is she was in a bathing suit.

XD just kidding. That must have been pretty bad though!

can't forget it