Doge

I would choose to not have mood swings.

fart in public lol

*tries so hard not to make the obvious joke directly related to a CA politician...*

Follow fashion tends....never mind. Already doing that ;)

Cannot understand today's fashion for the life of me. I'll take denim and leather over flower crowns any day.

Our office had an 80's themed Halloween party. When asked if I was going to dress up for it I told them I already was.

Follow traffic laws...although I guess the choice is already mine as long as I accept the consequences!

Tik Tok. Vine is where it’s at

I didn't even know Vine was still a thing.

Revive isis.....

Live a normal life

Breath. i could be unda da C as long as i want.

(I think you'll suffocate before being able to meet any mermaids-)

(no, I would be there forever becuase I don't have to breath.)

Choose not to not be a normal fricking human

Not fly. I'd so love to fly. On my own. Without machinery.

(Not) Live

Be normal. WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BE NORMAL!!! its no fun. I try my hardest not to be normal. Is that normal?