Hide the Pain Harold

What if it isn't coffee at all... maybe it's CHOCOLATE MILK

What if... It's coffee DISGUISED as chocolate milk...

What if, and hear me out, it’s Coffee Milk, DISGUISED as coffee

or maybe it's Coffee Milk, DISGUISED as coffee DISGUISED as chocolate milk.

what if.. its coffee disguised as milk to look like chocolate milk yet there are remnants of high concentrated chocolate milk, so that means that its considered coffee milk but also can be classified to be chocolate milk from the high percentage of chocolate milk, so he's getting poisoned by chocolate milk or coffee milk, both?

what if.... the wife gave him the wrong coffee

What if...
I got nothing...

Look... he probably made it... and left it (the coffee OR MILK!) and his wife poisoned whatever is in his cup... answer for your milk problem is in this meme<<<

aaa

No prizes for guessing what your favourite cartoon is with a user name like that.

...heehoo

It's just a title.
Don't dig too deep into it.

Relax. It's rhetorical sarcasm. Whoosh.

But thanks for the upvote. Upvoted you.

wow

"If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
"If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

lol