TEXAS PROUD!! MY FIRST PHOTOSHOOT!!

Little Dipper?

"The stars are BRIGHT
They shine at night
Deep in the Heart of Texas ..."

Slightly altered quote from 'The Big Lebowski'.

Just kiddin’ dude
😉👍

Peace.

Actually, I didn't notice that.

I'll probably do another one along the lines of "Oh, Crap!" once I think up a good joke.

Nah -- what really happened is I couldn't tell with the blindfold ...!

Just don’t take a selfie, lol :-)

OH, C'MON!! You REALLY think I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A SELF-E???

Lol, awesome :-)

JUST KIDDING!!!

Lol! :-)

Are u really from Texas or ?

Born in 1950 in New York, moved to Houston in 1982, to Dallas in 1995.

GIMME A BREAK! ... I WAS BLINDFOLDED!

GEEZ! SOME PEOPLE!!!

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL!! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!!!

IT WAS A LOT BETTER ON THE 3 GUYS I HIT.

HOPE THEY DON'T PRESS CHARGES!

By the way-- WHAT'S A "SAFETY"? Gotta admit I don't watch football ...

THE Texas joke

NAH ...

Cop: "Sir, I stopped you for speeding. Welcome to Texas--I can see from your plates that you're from out of state.

Guy: "Yes, Officer."

Cop: "So I'm gonna let you off with a warning ..."

Guy: "THANK YOU, Officer, THANK YOU!"

Cop: "And a FLESH wound ..."

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