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11 ups, 5y,
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Trying to calculate how much sleep I can get | image tagged in trying to calculate how much sleep i can get | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
So, you're telling me that in the span of 7 days, this woman was able to call her boyfriend ~77.700 times... That's 11,100 calls a day, which is 462.5 calls per hour, which is about 8 calls every minute.

At the same time, this woman sent 41,200 texts, which is over 5886 texts per day, which is 245 texts per hour (which is ~4 texts per minute).

And on top of all that, she's able to fit in 2000 emails and sing 200 messages?

And I can't get any cell service!?!
5 ups, 5y,
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She quite likely did most of it via her computer, like she had some sort of auto-dialling going on, and you can send text messages through computer, which allows you to type much faster than on a phone, etc. etc.
4 ups, 5y,
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Where's the soul in that, though? It's one thing to flood someone's inbox with thousands upon thousands of texts if they're hand written, but getting a computer to do it automatically? That's just creepy.
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2 ups, 5y
Sgt Lincoln Osiris  | MURCY ME | image tagged in sgt lincoln osiris | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
She might not have a soul but she knows everything about macros.
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4 ups, 5y
Ikr
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
You forgot about the letters.
3 ups, 5y
Homer Simpson D'oh | D'oh! | image tagged in homer simpson d'oh | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
6 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y
Maybe
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
My God, that is just disgusting...inexcusably fat...and blames Trump for being that way!
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
What, I only ate at McDonald's 2 times a day.
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
I asked my doctor about this and she said that if you eat at McDonald's twice a day, you will be dead within 70 years. Not too bad, unless you plan to live to 125 years old...
1 up, 5y
Laughing
5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Sounds suspicious
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Sure does
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
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1 up, 5y
Lol
5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
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1 up, 5y
Lol
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3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
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2 ups, 5y
Lol
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3 ups, 5y,
2 replies
3 ups, 5y
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2 ups, 5y
Maybe
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
You're looking a bit scruffy today good sir
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
That pic was from 2016
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1 up, 5y
Ooh even worse
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Captain Overly Obvious Girlfriend! :-)
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Is this a t template
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Here it is if you want it. :-)
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2 ups, 5y
Thanks
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
That's pure classπŸ˜‡βœ…πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ’“. This is obviously a woman that knows her stuff and I'm sure the creep really deserved it. Haha lol no I'm just kidding. I mean they love to call it "stalking," but I prefer to call it intensive direct confrontational intervention therapy, Your Honour.
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
True lol
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2 ups, 5y
😊
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3 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
No New Mexico
2 ups, 5y
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
How TF is this even possible?!?!?! Was she planning this in advance?! Poor ex-boyfriend.
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1 up, 5y
Lol
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Yeah i like a jealous girlfriend but thats crazy
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Yes, that is. I feel sorry for her..
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Well i don't fully
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
That's understandable; however lonely or deprived of love she may be, she should not inflict anyone with her incessant need for love. It's forcing him to fulfill her need without any consideration for him.
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2 ups, 5y
Yep
2 ups, 5y
2 ups, 5y
Man that b*tch needs a life
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
rip. phone bill
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2 ups, 5y
Right?
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