"National Apathy Day"--but I haven't cared enough to work out the details.

Now there is a day I can not be bothered to get behind

Not that anyone really cares or would put effort into participating. Sounds like my middle school English class I taught once. Lol.

Straight Pride

You didn't answer the second part. How would it be celebrated?

Straight parades and such

Oh boy.

Bring it

I'll watch how this unfolds. *popping corn in the microwave*

Go a step further. Make a White Pride holiday. See everyone go apeshit over it. That'd b amazing.

Took you 11 hours to comment Octavia? I thought you'd be on your game with this one. ;)

I was more joking just ti be sarcastic, but not really

Hey, you can't deny the vast amounts of salt such holiday would create. So it has a full support from me :D

Ha

Non oppression of straights awareness day ;)

Or free love pride, replacing Valentine’s Day.

What do you do? Have sex in public?

Good idea, but I was thinking more about sextra-sexy strip club parties, or hooking up with as many partners as possible.

Instead of using your time responding to Victor, you instead use it to spread your impossible sexual fantasies?

I already told you why I couldn’t respond to Victor. I already refuted his claims.

NO, YOU HAVEN'T! STOP BEING A COWARD AND JUST RESPOND TO HIM ALREADY!

I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT HE NEEDS TO TELL ME WHAT HE WANTS ME TO REFUTE!

HE ALREADY DID! MULTIPLE TIMES!

AND I REFUTED HIM MULTIPLE TIMES! WHEN HE ACCUSED ME OF RUNNING OUT OF ARGUMENTS, HE REFUSED TO TELL ME WHAT HE WANTS ME TO REFUTE!

ARE YOU BLIND OR JUST STUPID? IT'S RIGHT THERE!

I only hate immigrants who refuse to conform to American language & culture. I know that not all shooters are immigrants, but many of them can be terrorists. You have to ban the crime, not the crime-causing action itself.

I actually didn’t see it. Thanks, I guess, for finally sharing it, but it’s about time, anyways.

I would have to do a lot of cherry-picking to find an article that both agrees with me and bases the prostitution/child-porn off of those who consented.

Banning child porn instead of simply banning sex slavery is like banning guns instead of banning the undocumented immigrants (I technically can’t say “illegal immigrants” if they’re not banned) who cause the shootings.

Why do you hate immigrants so much? Do you suffer from Xenophobia? Shooters aren't all immigrants, in fact, lots of them are just Americans.

It's also weird considering the fact that Americans can also be considered illegal immigrants (you know how they escaped England and killed all those natives?)

Holidays are overrated. I spent most of my working life having to work holidays as if they were just another day. Only one that annoys me is Labor day. The day management takes off to celebrate us workers still plowing away at our jobs.

So go ahead and have another holiday. Pretty sure I will be at work.

I know what you mean. Pretty much just another day to me to (except Christmas and Easter, I see no point) as a mom of very young kids I never get a day off, not even to sleep in on the weekends, nor sick days. I just thought it would be fun to see if anyone would come up with another crazy and random "National Day of ______" like the ones pictured above. Where you get free coffee or something.

Good idea

I love that idea. I'm sure many people will post pictures of themselves having face to face conversations and enjoying nature on instagram ;)

Unfortunately, I could see that happening 😆

Random act of kindness day...celebrated with, well do I even need to say?

Nevermind, it's already celebrated on Feb 17th, whaddaya know...

Well there ya go. Who says you need to limit it to one day of the year? That's one I would celebrate!

Heavy Metal Day.

Celebration: wigs, ripped jeans, every radio and TV station broadcasting Metal songs, music videos, live performances and interviews with Metal musicians, a festival of local bands playing Metal Anthems (songs celebrating Metal in their lyrics, like "Heavy Metal is the Law", "Metal Will Never Die", "Power of the Night" etc)

National Work Appreciation Day
I'm not paying you to go on vacation

National procrastination day. no school on that day, but we keep pushing it off.

National corgi day, but that already exists. March 1st

Confederate Independence Day, (same as American Independence Day), (maybe) John Wilkes Booth memorial day (April 26, which is also my birthday), veganism awareness day, the transformation of Italian/Latino history month (and Columbus Day) into an anti-immigration celebration, the transformation of thanksgiving into indigenous people’s day (instead of using Columbus Day, which should instead be used to ridicule culturally non-comforming Italian/Latino immigrants), the transformation of the moon landing day into flat earth pride day, and the transformation of Valentine’s Day into free love pride day.

Flat Earth Pride Day? What kind of stupid idea is that?