In the game of life (for humans) there are two teams (genders). Players on one team (we'll call it the offense) have a stick and balls. Players on the other team (we'll call this one the defense) have "goal holes". Now, the object of the game is for an offensive player to get the stick into a defensive player's "goal hole" and then deflate the balls. When this happens, both teams score. If done correctly, in about nine months, one of the teams should get a new player who will become eligible for play in about 18 years... It's a win-win game, really, if you ask me!
