Calm you panties down, guy, not everyone is up to date on your exhalted bio.
Besides, what is it, Boomers, something something, then Millenials? Basic case of walks/quacks/duck is all.
Plus he's a hs teen, and from he's at, the difference between you now and you chomping on your gums in a nursing home is called "Graduation Day at Uni"
So save your BOOM! (see what I did there?) for a rainy day.