Things got better across the USA with the decline of Reagan's Crack Epidemic, which rumor has it he created just to make Nancy feel useful with her "Just say no to drugs. Except crack. Muh hubby is responsible for that shit. So support US sponsored terrorism in Nicaragua and buy crack, yo" - something like that.
DuhBlasshole just needs to go. Oh, and shut up too. Who ever voted for him, and why, I don't know. I avoid all news of him. The only thing worse is Gov Cuomo who shares Cory Booker's amazing ability to lick his own balls while talking. NOT a site to behold.
Piss in the streets? Is public voiding of bowels and bladder a right wang (see what I did there?) fascination? Granted, 1001 ways to say "Anal" is my M.O., but sheesh, y'all, hate to see the
PornHub bookmarks for 'tha crew' here.
Anyways, hassle free public unrination is news to me.
WAIT! There was that one night with Pauly Bones, we were drinking and walking (he was the only one I knew besides me who liked to do more when drunk than just sit in the bench with the rest and rot).
Anyways, Pauly knew everybody, and those he didn't, he talked to anyway, so no matter how far we walked into whatever neighborhood, it seemed like home-ish.
So he starts talking to these baby mamas out in the wee ours with their WIC Check bought 40s for a bit, then we left, but he had to piss. So he starts to unzip down the block. And I'm like, "Pauly, dafuq, they're right there!" and he's like, "So, does it look like they never saw a p**is before?" and I'm like, "No, but their kids are there too!" So he zips up, and we get around the corner, then he's like, "How about here, anyone here?" in the middle of this weird curving street. "Um, no." So he relives himself in the middle of the street. Zips up, walks to the sidewalk, and VROOM! a car comes banking that curve like it was NASCAR. Literally a second after.
That story would have been a lot better if you knew Bones, an always happy dude that was usually drunk and/or stoned.
I'm rambling.