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Conspiracy String  Theory | THE "ALIENS" AT AREA 51 ARE HUMANS HUMANS WERE DISPERSED IN SPACE TO FIND  A HABITABLE  PLANETS WHEN THE SUN CONDENSED MAKING MARS UNABLE TO | image tagged in charlie conspiracy always sunny in philidelphia,conspiracy theories,area 51,extraterrestrial | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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So many things wrong with this. A few in no particular order.
1) Mars lost its magnetic field that prevented solar winds from stripping away the atmosphere. It is assumed this happened around 4 billion years ago due to the planet cooling.
2) There is a giant scar on the surface that looks similar to electrical etching in wood, and could be evidence that something caused a massive electrical discharge. This was covered in an episode of Ancient Aliens.
3) There are illustrations in the pyramids that resemble light bulbs, indicating a possible knowledge of advanced technology thousands of years ago. Also covered by Ancient Aliens.
4) The gods are extradimensional entities as described by theoretical physics. We can complete the Unified Field Theory if we consider more than 3 spatial dimensions. In 1888 A.T.Schofield wrote Another World where he proposed that God and spirits exist in 4th dimensional space, so this is not a new concept.
5) Proof of the supernatural happens all the time in martial arts demonstrations, especially with the Shaolin iron palm and iron shirt demonstrations. An episode of Fight Science produced by National Geographic measured forces generated during controlled testing. You can find the clip on Youtube.

Also, declassified CIA research on Uri Geller showed that Geller actually has psychic ability, "As a result of Geller's success in this experimental period, we consider that he has demonstrated his paranormal perceptual ability in a convincing and unambiguous manner."
6) Due to the things listed in this meme, I'm going to assume you're an angry ex-Mormon atheist.
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HUMANS WERE DISPERSED IN SPACE TO FIND A HABITABLE PLANETS WHEN THE SUN CONDENSED MAKING MARS UNABLE TO SUSTAIN LIFE; LEADING TO THE DESTABILIZATION OF WORLD GOVERNMENTS AND ECONOMIES; ANTIKYTHERA MECHANISM; THE "ALIENS" AT AREA 51 ARE HUMANS; "NATIONAL SECURITY "; PYRAMIDS ON MARS; AFTER 5,000 YEARS OF RECOVERY WE HAVE ADVANCED TECHNOLOGICALLY ENOUGH TO REUNITE; THIS HAD BEEN KEPT SECRET FROM US TO PREVENT CHAOS AT LEARNING RELIGION IS A LIE
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