I met her on a vacation to Ireland. I asked her out and primarily due to whiskey, we had a wonderful evening together. I still remember all the little details. Parting the sea of empty whiskey bottles on her floor. Shying away from all the bombs she was making for the IRA. Good times. Then I didn't call her and flew away. Next thing I know she aborts our child out of spite!!!! I can't hold it against her tho. You know that would be a monster. Ahhh, memories.