Lived with this guy for a few years. One night he insisted on sex and I was really trying to avoid it. I was a little on the umm... gassy side that day. Anyhoo... he was doing oral things to me and... I fluffed. The tiniest little toot in the history of space and time. But still. MORTIFYING.

Sorry if it's TMI! 😂

That's hilarious, thanks for sharing 🤣

Lol, I imagine you never one an argument after that 😂

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I laughed at this until I got a cramp. Good one!

lmao

Has he eventually recovered? Or is comatose?

Hahaa

Lol forgot about that one!

I remember I was walking with Fran one day, I liked her at that time, then one of my friends, also a girl, waved at me making a heart with her hands, like, making a ship with me and Fran. After that, Fran got mad at me thinking she did that only for me.
All that in the middle of a road, infront of like, 15 houses. xD

Lucky for me, my toddler grabbed my phone just when I was going to post. Now no one will ever know, lol

Wild horses won't drag it out of me. Hehe;)

Check palringo if you're really curious 😉

Telling a nurse I wasn't wearing underwear. I was I just misunderstood the question

No she asked me was I wearing boxers but I wear briefs

Yelling out something when it's was supposed to be quiet

I have memories of me at age 3 asking a question outlook at an event

It may sound weird but I swear this is what caused all of my introverted tendencies...on vacation at the beach, I was maybe 5 and my mom says hey let's go play bingo (it was the only thing to do where we were, sad but true) so we did. I had no idea of the rules, got what I thought was a winner and shouted at the top of my lungs BINGO! Yeah, I didnt have anything close to that and my mom had to clarify out loud to about 75 people that I was wrong...I cried for an hour. Maybe that doesn't seem so bad, but as a 5 yo that was tragic!

lol

Awe, funny how something like that can stick with you all this time 😅

I eventually developed an "I don't give a crap what you think about me" approach to life, and on the outside i'm a fairly extroverted guy. but when i have free time i turn back into an introvert, lol

AWW! That sort of thing really is big to kids. The adults probably giggled thinking it was cute. And there you were feeling mortified!

they should have given me a sympathy prize, lol! yeah in hindsight i probably would have laughed at young-me too :)

I forget where we went, I was in kindergarten, first grade. Some young age. Anyhoo, the school gave us bagged lunches on the trip. PB&J with an apple and milk type of thing. We got back to the school at the end of the trip and there were extra lunches. The bus driver was giving them to some of the kids on front of me. I was like, "Yeah, I want one too!" And went for a bag. He put his arm in front of me and said, "No. those are only for certain people that I know." Man. I felt like an ass. I always looked back on that and thought it was kind of a jerk move on his part.

I had a bus driver That had a bus that reeked like alcohol I made the mistake of asking why the bus smelled like that and the bus driver got pretty mad at me, I had to sit in the back with the monitor [and all the popular kids... It was horrible] but on the way out I saw a six pack of beer in the trash can towards the top of the bus... Good memories... Good memories

I fell in a septic tank, and had to take a bath naked in a sink because they didn't have a working shower....oh god that day was horrible

I knew a guy who fell in a manhole full of food waste. It was dark and someone had left it open. That sounds nasty.

It was so gross.... I actually almost drowned in it I had to scream for help

So I was younger and it looked like a green turtle swimming pool [it had a green tarp over it] and I just stepped right on in....

Yep.. Never again...

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