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Religious Police? Alabama Just Spit On Thomas Jefferson

Religious Police?  Alabama Just Spit On Thomas Jefferson | ALABAMA LEGALIZES CHRISTIAN MORALITY POLICE; I'LL SAY IT AGAIN; ALABAMA LEGALIZES CHRISTIAN MORALITY POLICE | image tagged in sweet home alabama,religion,government corruption,memes,sharia law,anti-religious | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 5y,
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is that something like the Sharia police ?
2 ups, 5y
Exactly.
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3 ups, 5y,
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why not use the Alabama flag for the background?
2 ups, 5y,
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That isn't Alabama's Flag? Well gosh fiddly darn. But it would fit. They seem to have been left behind a bit. Poor sots probably think the Civil War isn't over
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2 ups, 5y,
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"Poor sots probably think the Civil War isn't over"

Just the ones that live in Vance
1 up, 5y
XD
1 up, 5y
Just the sots south of the Mason Dixon line. ; )
1 up, 5y
Searched "Alabama" and this showed up on the first page. The Alabama flag didn't.
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3 ups, 5y,
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Are you talking about this?

https://codes.findlaw.com/al/alabama-constitution-of-1901/al-const-art-i-sect-3-01.html
1 up, 5y,
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https://lawofficer.com/laws/new-alabama-law-allows-church-hire-police-force/
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4 ups, 5y,
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I wouldn't call them "morality police." lol! They're cops who are helping to protect an establishment.

We have a 24-hour fast food restaurant here in town that has a cop that guards the property overnight. If there are threats against an establishment and its patrons I don't see the issue in having extra security.
1 up, 5y,
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The difference is these will be a police force and not just security and not state or local police. They will be a legal church police department. That means taxes will pay for it and they're a church that pays no taxes.
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5 ups, 5y
If I read the article wrong, I apologize, but from what I got out of it they're hiring these people. That would mean they're paying for it.
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1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
If it were a private security firm that would be paid out of the church's pocket. But these guys are starting their own police department, not a security firm. That's the big difference Spurs. They are religious Police. Who sets the boundaries? Can they give out tickets to everyone or just the megachurch parishioners? Can they arrested me if they see me teaching children to listen to their hearts and not to believe everything in the Bible? It's too close to Sharia law. I wish everyone knew southern white men the way I do. My brother and "our" lawyer changed my mother's will while she was dying. I had the original. I was threatened by my lawyer when he saw I had the upper hand. He was a judge for decades and my mom knew what I'd be facing so we handled everything before she got really bad so I backed off. Thats one itty bitty story.
I could break your heart with the things I've seen southern white men get away with. Some of them still refuse to lower themselves by talking directly to a woman.
It's impossible to describe how ruthless white men are in the south. It's not like the rest of our country. That's why I left.
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