Is that the sound of anti-carbon based fuel protester heads exploding? Somebody call a doctor!

GMO's are not bad for you

Oops, you forgot what we learned in chapter two of our geology book about carbon fuels. Upon burial, organic matter in sedimentary rock undergoes numerous compositional changes that are dictated initially by microbial agencies and later mainly by thermal stress. This continuum of processes is termed thermal maturation and is divided into three consecutive stages: diagenesis (Ro < 0.5%), catagenesis (0.5% < Ro < 2.0%), and metagenesis (2.0% < Ro < 4.0%). Of course uranium is non-organic and probably created when the earth was created. Keep studying- you can do this!

Impressive copypaste. For a truck driver.

A lot of fun when you get into catgenic transitions too. Gotta love that kerogen.

Ahh, truck engine juice.

Oil shale, that elusive hydrocarbon. Just when it gets economic, big bust...........again.

Yeah I wrote that book.

Of course you did.

I know you could have said it better. Too bad you're so lazy.

So you wrote this on the road while trucking and before or after your miscarriage, toots?

No, pre-trucker days when I was an oilfield consultant. Want me to busta few air drilling lines for you?

Ahh, so you were that too?

What next, massage specialist on the wharf back in the 1960s?

Want to hear about my time at the White House or the environmental wells I drilled at teh Nevada Test site. Oh, probably make you feel like you've just wasted your pathetic excuse for a life being tweaked by an old man on a juvenile meme site.

See what I mean about threads get out of order so fast. Gets to a point it's like trying to unscramble a souffle.

No really, see how bad it gets.

You know something, I'd kind of like to have a beer right now, but you can't. If the DOT finds a beer in your truck and it's not listed on a Bill of Lading , it's a major crime. Don't do crime. Trying to remember what it is you do. You told me once before you became a perfect asshole.

Plus it'd be hard with one hand holding the beer, one holding the sterring wheel, and two on your device as you type this driving.

Golly, you are talented.

Oh, and retired. Remember, you 'suddenly' remembered you do more that trucking after I alluded to knowing otherwise, so we know that I know about you being retired and 'only' in your 60s, so shush.

Not too, I said I worked in oil and gas until Obama saved the planet. That's also known as the oilfield. This is actually my 6th career, my first choice and degree was in construction management but I got tired of all the drug abusers the industry attracted. Oil and gas has strict pre-hire and randoms, so no low lifes like you get hired.

My, how the mighty have fallen (the things I miss when I don't read drunken drivel).
Keep on truckin, granny.

Oh that's right. You're a gay movie star. Wouldn't know your work, but that explains why you are so butt hurt all the time. Have fun ignoranus, and do vote democrat- protect your industry.

Would have figured one so versed in the fine art of anal for a living would be well versed in doing it properly as well as accustomed to doing it pain free, but hey, you ought to know.
What's your favorite salve? Are you stocked up on it, things being in short supply n all lately?

Sorry for you, gimp, ain't voting DemRepublicrat. That's for you knee jerk drones to do.

Enjoy being a dutiful beta cuck - taking it up the ass, natch.

Well vagabondfudgepacker, looks like you have gone through your whole list of canned insults guaranteed to make babies cry, and sorry, I can't even muster a tear, not even a little sniffle. You really don't have to start it all over again for me, it's pretty lame, insipid and vapid.
You losers need to realize that you are so predictable saying the same stuff over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, Sorry I can't repeat myself as much as you clowns do to match you.
So get over yourself, as an atheist you recognize that life is utterly meaningless and therefore you are utterly meaningless and laugh all the way to your last dying day, and as you labor for the last few breaths, think to yourself "What if I was wrong?" Oh those what ifs.

It was YOUR so-called insult (is that what you call it? Aww, here, have a cookie), you doddering fool.

Seriously, I understand your generation goes back to "Green on Thursday," but, um, it's been awhile since Stonewall, like a whole half century. So not much of an insult there.

What next, "You don't wear a Fedora so you're one of those filthy hippies"?

#sad

Hey, I thought you didn't believe the resurrection of the dead. You just resurrected this dead meme.