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4 ups, 6y,
1 reply
You are trying to convince whom? the lefty like you who buy this trash or the maga who just laugh at you for spewing it
7 ups, 6y
Aww, my little snowflake. Don't cry, it's okay. Just because daddy Donnie had a bit of bad luck and hires traitors and criminals, doesn't mean he's a bad hombre. His bigly brain just trusts too much.
3 ups, 6y,
2 replies
Didn't find what they were commissioned to look for.
6 ups, 6y,
1 reply
LOL 😂 Did that sound like a great dodge in your head? You should ask bigly daddy for advice next time. He's great at it.
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
Personal attacks don't make you right, nor are they a substitute for an actual argument.
3 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Pathetic attempts at dodging the issue don't make you right, nor are they a substitute for an actual argument. But it might get you a date with Donnie boy.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
More insults rather than reason or facts.
3 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Oh, I'm sorry my little snowflake, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

It's the Libtards. They infect everyone with their pathetic sensitivities.

Carry on.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Nice to see the fake mind reading along with moar insults.
3 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Once again I'm sorry my love. I just can't seem to get it right today. I meant "snowflake" as a reference to your beauty and uniqueness, not the pathetic Libtardian insult.

One Love you sexy beast. 😘
0 ups, 6y
:P
5 ups, 6y,
1 reply
They were looking for Russian meddling. They found it.
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
Nope, https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3726381/Robert-Mueller-Special-Counsel-Russia.pdf
3 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Thank you for verifying my point. Title:APPOINTMENT OF SPECIAL COUNSEL
TO INVESTIGATE RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE WITH THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND RELATED MATTERS

What about that do you not understand?
2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Try reading what the special consul was authorized to investigate in the text, as what you quoted was not part of the order. Rather it is a document title so you basically ignored everything that shows you're wrong and made an out of context quote.
2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
I ignored nothing. It is you who is picking and choosing what you care to read.

(i) any links and/or coordination between the Russian government and individuals associated with the campaign of President Donald Trump; and
(ii) any matters that arose or may arise directly from the investigation; and
(iii) any other matters within the scope of 28 C.F.R. § 600.4(a).

What part of: "any matters that arose or may arise directly from the investigation" do you not understand?

This was the very reason the GOP was so upset. The investigation was an open investigation to search down ANY path they happened to find while investigating.

Makes no difference if the outcome was finding an unpaid speeding ticket Jared's dad had from 1999 on the way to the hospital for his sex change operation.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
LOL, so you admit that they didn't find what the investigation was commissioned to look for. Yet, despite you agreeing with me I'm still somehow wrong.
2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Everything they found fit the parameters of the investigation. I don't know how you can't see that.
1 up, 6y
LOL, that's not what I've been talking about. Try going back and reading what I've written and look for the differences between that and your statement.
2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
There were not 34 guilty pleas. Most of the charges were against foreign nations who will never appear in court.
3 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Did you miss "and convictions"? :D
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
If there weren't 34 guilty pleas, there weren't thirty four convictions.
3 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Keep clutching, love. 😂 You just might manage to convince yourself of your brilliance in the art of reading comprehension. MAGA!
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
Notice how you cant defend your claim any longer?
3 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Oh honey, I'm sorry. Here, let me help you. So far the Mueller investigation have resulted in 34 indictments, guilty pleas and/or convictions. Did that help you understand the bigly words my dear? 😘
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
There you go, you're writing has improved. Youve now included a new word in your sentence, "indictment".

Now let's look at the "indictments" shall we. What is an indictment? It's a formal charge The overwhelming majority are related to Russian citizens, who will never face trial. As such we do not know exactly how the charges would stand up to proving guilt.

Now let's look at the remaining, small number of Americans who were charged and either plead guilty or were convicted. Manafort, by far, was the most prominent case, and what were in his charges? Anything to do with Russia? No, the Mueller Report explicitly stated "we did not establish that any Americans conspired with any foreign agents or entities." So what were his charges? Most of the charges were financial crimes related to his activity in the Ukraine, years before the election, related to events the FBI had already known about prior to the Mueller investigation. And his charges of false statements, again, we're not related to the election.

Papadopoulos? Yeah, this was a joke. Again no crimes related to conspiracy with Russia. He was charged with making false statements.

Flynn, charged with making false statements about his conversations which were POST ELECTION with a Russian Ambassador. The conversation in question with the Russian Ambassador was perfectly LEGAL, however for some reason, he lied about it, which is the crime. It's perfectly legal for officials belonging to an incoming administration to speak with foreign ambassadors AFTER WINNING AN ELECTION. Once again, we have no crimes or even charges related to the election.

James Corsi was never charged.

Roger Stone was charged with making false statements and witness tampering. Nothing however established conspiracy with Russia or Wikileaks. He lied about conversations he had with a reporter who he later tried to convince to say they never spoke. The conversations were about getting in touch with Julian Assange, who is not a Russian, but the indictment does not claim Stone knew about any actions WikiLeaks would take or that he ever got in touch with Assange. Even if he had spoke with Assange, this would not be illegal which is why he was not charged with any conspiracy to contact Assange.

The vast bulk of the charges related to Americans were related to making false statements, with no evidence ever being produced to support the narrative of Russian Collusion. So yes, it was a witch hunt.
3 ups, 6y,
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Aww, I'm so proud of you my precious buttercup.❤️ You're such a brave little lickspittle, senpai will notice you soon, I promise. We all knew you had it in you, the courage to stand up for Mother Russia against the decadent "democrats" in these times of great upheaval. Democracy surely don't stand a chance against your loving obedience to the Great Leader. Rest assured our comrades in the field greatly appreciate your efforts to minimize their relevance and importance during these operations thus securing their hard work will not go to waste. I know the kremlin factory boys are great fans.

It is people with your level of unquestioning loving loyalty to The Dear Leader we need in order to stay successful against the hordes of so-called patriots and their "constitution". Your ability to put His Eminence and The Party before "country" is exemplary and The God Emperor will prevail. Never again shall we endure the humiliation and suffering brought upon us by the leadership of the filthy Democratic Party and they do not have the strength nor the ability to learn from the precedent set by the Republican Party during this age of Trump, peace be upon Him, if by some freak accident they should return to power. The future is ours and the old ways and days of compromise are over. The time of the Blessed One have begun.

His Lordship have shown us the light. Now it is up to us to follow it through to the end, whatever it takes!

Oh, pardon my rambling, I got carried away by the passion of our Messiah. 😅 My apologies.

I only have a few notes to your earlier comment regarding the cases of the gross Mueller investigation. ( To think we once regarded him as a loyal comrade of The Party, only for him to turn out to be a lackey of the enemy. Disgusting display of treachery, what a loser. )

Below I have included a link summoning the charges, guilty pleas and convictions of the poor souls involved in this travesty.

I look forward to your loving reply.

xoxo

Mob.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-cases-factbox/factbox-guilty-pleas-indictments-abound-in-trump-russia-probe-idUSKCN1RT1X3
2 ups, 6y
1 up, 6y,
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You epic dumbass...your link supports everything I said.
4 ups, 6y,
1 reply
"jplowry7770 ups, <1h
I have the feeling you fap to your own post. Nothing else could explain your long-winded post of nothing.

Lastly, how many guilty pleas were there again?"

Almost spot on. I do enjoy sexual relief in the presence of your writings. Your manliness is so overpowering that I can not help myself. But I'm sure this isn't the first time you've experienced passionate admiration from a mere peasant who's clearly inferior to your musky scent.

Regarding the guilty pleas, I refer to my earlier correction. My aim was not to that there was 34 guilty pleas. Merely that there was 34 guilty pleas, convictions and/or ( to my great shame of not including it ) indictments.

I take full responsibility for the mistake and acknowledge that the correction completely negate the value of the findings in the dreaded report.

Kisses
1 up, 6y
So no, we can't acknowledge the majority of indictments were against foreign nationals. We can't, it's just too hard.
3 ups, 6y,
1 reply
You're such a good comrade. 😊

A true soldier of Mother Russia.

Let's keep going, I've got all the time in the world and there's plenty more to choose from.

Bless
1 up, 6y
You keep proving my point. You keep stating charges that do not include collusion with Russian officials.

Why are you ignoring declarations from Mueller's own report?

It's unbelievably hilarious to watch you flail around trying recirculate an already debunked lie.

You even again proved my statement about Mueller and most of his charges being against FOREIGN NATIONALS who will never appear in court to contest the charges.

Carry on little libtard.
2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
"jplowry7770 ups, <1h
F**k, you are dumb.

The Flynn charges are related to conversations AFTER THE ELECTION. It's legal to speak with Ambassadors of foreign countries AFTER THE ELECTION.

From the Mueller Report: "our investigation did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities."

So once again, not one person was convicted, indicted or charged with any relating to Russia and election tampering.

You are too stupid to read and understand your own material."

Aww my beautiful snowflake, now I understand why you're triggered.🤣

My meme didn't say anything about proving collusion. I points out that the Dear Leader seems to suffer from victimhood symptom. Calling these findings a witch hunt and waste of time only seems right to the truly indoctrinated minions.

The rest of the world and most of our glorious country's patriotic citizens sees it as it is. Waterproof evidence that the Dear Leader, peace be upon Him, have great trouble finding qualified subjects to carry out His presidential deeds and needs without stumbling upon friends of Mother Russia. But it's not his fault, he's just unlucky.

Kisses
1 up, 6y
LOL...so the argument has moved from Trump is a Russian commadre to "the world's see's it our way"?

Really, is that why Trump's approval rating spiked after the release of the report? Because obviously "everyone sees it your way"?

No your meme said nothing about collusion, it merely misstated the number of guilty pleas and convictions. Later you switched to illuding to collusion when you responded to my factual statement there was no evidence of any American conspiring with the Russian government or any of it's agents when you began quoting rueters and their words on the charges.
2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
jplowry777: " ...with no evidence ever being produced to support the narrative of Russian Collusion."

The report:

"As a foreign policy adviser on the Trump campaign, a member of the presidential transition and the first National Security Adviser in the Trump Administration, Michael Flynn had valuable insight into key moments in the investigation. In 2017 he pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about conversations with then Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak and agreed to cooperate with the investigation."

Witch Hunt!

"Cohen pleaded guilty to various financial crimes related to his taxi medallion business and other personal matters, as well as a campaign-finance violation for the hush-money payments. Trump, who was named in the charges as Individual 1, is considered by some to be an unindicted co-conspirator in this case and could face charges when he’s out of office. Cohen also pleaded guilty to lying to Congress about his work on the Trump Tower Moscow project during the campaign and agreed to cooperate with Mueller’s investigation."

Witch hunt!

"After he told an Australian diplomat in a bar that the Russians might have damaging information on Clinton, the diplomat passed the information to the FBI. When prosecutors first approached him in January of 2017, Papadopoulos repeatedly lied about his contacts with Russian agents."

Witch Hunt!

"Another valuable source of information for Mueller was Rick Gates, Manafort’s longtime business partner, a top aide on the Trump campaign and deputy chairman of the presidential inauguration committee. Facing up to six years in prison, Gates pleaded guilty in 2018 to lying to investigators and conspiring to commit other offenses."

Witch Hunt!

"Another possible point of contact between the Trump campaign and the Russian efforts is longtime Trump confidant Roger Stone. Mueller charged him with lying to the House Intelligence Committee in 2017 about his contacts with WikiLeaks and tampering with a key witness who could discredit his version of events."

Witch Hunt!
1 up, 6y
F**k, you are dumb.

The Flynn charges are related to conversations AFTER THE ELECTION. It's legal to speak with Ambassadors of foreign countries AFTER THE ELECTION.

From the Mueller Report: "our investigation did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities."

So once again, not one person was convicted, indicted or charged with any relating to Russia and election tampering.

You are too stupid to read and understand your own material.
2 ups, 6y
"On the other side, a possible point of contact might be Konstantin Kilimnik, who the FBI believes has ties to Russian intelligence. A former employee of Manafort’s firm, Kilimnik was sometimes described as “Manafort’s Manafort,” while Manafort reportedly called him “my Russian brain.” A poorly redacted court filing from Mueller’s team inadvertently revealed that Manafort gave Kilimnik detailed polling information during the campaign and discussed a Ukrainian peace plan, then lied about both to Mueller, even when he was supposedly cooperating. Mueller charged Kilimnik with conspiracy to obstruct justice and obstruction of justice for allegedly attempting witness tampering during the Manafort investigation."

Witch Hunt!

"campaign chairman Paul Manafort. A longtime Republican consultant, Manafort worked overseas in recent years, including for a pro-Russia political party in Ukraine. Mueller charged Manafort with hiding tens of millions of dollars he earned for that work and lying to banks to get loans. In August, a jury in Virginia found Manafort guilty on eight counts."

Waste of time!

"Mueller’s second big set of charges was of 12 Russian military intelligence officers. The similarly detailed 29-page indictment explains how the hackers allegedly used phishing attacks to steal files from the Democratic National Committee and the Clinton presidential campaign, then worked with WikiLeaks to distribute the information to damage Clinton’s candidacy in an effort to help Trump win. It also explains how cryptocurrency was allegedly used to pay for the effort, as well as other attempts to penetrate state elections websites. "

Waste of time!

"n 2018, he charged the Internet Research Agency, a Russian troll farm, with meddling in the 2016 election. In an unusually detailed 37-page indictment, he spelled out how the Russians allegedly tricked Americans into following fake social media accounts filled with pro-Trump and anti-Clinton propaganda. The indictment also named two shell companies and 13 Russian nationals, including Yevgeniy Prigozhin, who has been nicknamed “Putin’s chef” for his ties to the Russian president."

Waste of time!
2 ups, 6y,
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"jplowry7770 ups, <1h
You keep proving my point. You keep stating charges that do not include collusion with Russian officials.

Why are you ignoring declarations from Mueller's own report?

It's unbelievably hilarious to watch you flail around trying recirculate an already debunked lie.

You even again proved my statement about Mueller and most of his charges being against FOREIGN NATIONALS who will never appear in court to contest the charges.

Carry on little libtard."

Oh my dear sweety pie, I didn't meen to upset you like this. I'm sorry. Let me explain in simpler terms:

There is no mention of proving collusion in my memes and writings. That's just your own imagination playing you a trick. Maybe because our Glorious Champion of America have a habit of referring to it quite a lot.

I don't hold that against you my dear, you have a lot on your plate and preparations for next year's election ca take a toll on a patriot of your caliber.

If it all works out according to His Highness' plans, you'll be able to relax once we hit the year 2024, so hang in there.

And if the vile "democrats" ever again gains access to the presidential seat and both chambers, God forbid, and somehow think they're entitled to copy The Party's strategies and actions, you know Mother Russia will always welcome you with open arms.

As I said earlier: The days of compromise are over. The time of the Chosen one has begun.

Take solace, my precious, in the fact that we did it. We succeeded! Finally the "democratic" political rules have changed and there's a new normal. Never again shall we suffer the chains of cooperation and the future of our glorious nation looks brighter than ever. The cohesiveness between the citizens of this God's Own Country, is at an all time high, and with the guidance and grace of our eternal most gracious Leader, the sky is the limit.

Once again: His Eminence have shown us the light, now it is up to us to make sure the heathen Liberals will never again assault our American values.

Long live The Party.

Long live The Emperor.

MAGA!
1 up, 6y
I have the feeling you fap to your own post. Nothing else could explain your long-winded post of nothing.

Lastly, how many guilty pleas were there again?
2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
"jplowry7770 ups, <1h
LOL...so the argument has moved from Trump is a Russian commadre to "the world's see's it our way"?

Really, is that why Trump's approval rating spiked after the release of the report? Because obviously "everyone sees it your way"?

No your meme said nothing about collusion, it merely misstated the number of guilty pleas and convictions. Later you switched to illuding to collusion when you responded to my factual statement there was no evidence of any American conspiring with the Russian government or any of it's agents when you began quoting rueters and their words on the charges."

Oh dear, my mistake. Let me correct it then: 34 indictments, guilty pleas and convictions. Witch hunt!

And you're right comrade, the correction completely invalidates the narrative and clearly shows that our Savior is spot on when he states it's a witch hunt. Not to mention a waste of time and money as well. No one in their right mind can dispute that.

Keep up the good work my handsome true Republican soulmate. The Party needs us.

Kisses
0 ups, 6y
There you go booster, now you're progressing towards intellectual honesty. Should we go for double points in the double Jeopardy round? Can we acknowledge that the majority of the indictments are related to people and entities who will never see trial? Probably not. You've already had to take a big step tonight admit your error in judgement.
2 ups, 6y,
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"jplowry7770 ups, <1h
There you go booster, now you're progressing towards intellectual honesty. Should we go for double points in the double Jeopardy round? Can we acknowledge that the majority of the indictments are related to people and entities who will never see trial? Probably not. You've already had to take a big step tonight admit your error in judgement."

I'm so glad we finally see eye to eye and agree on ignoring the silly guilty pleas, charges and convictions of the Dear Leader's employees. And furthermore uncovering the efforts and doings of foreign operators in this country as an obvious democratic conspiracy not worthy of attention. All the former Comrades of our Party should be ashamed of themselves for taking part in this shameless attempt at discrediting His Holiness' superior intellect and ability to hire the best patriotic people this nation can offer.

Completely unheard of to take it as an indication of any possible wrongdoing on the part of our Individual Number One. Absurd. Biggest witch hunt in American history and truly a waste of time.

Kisses
0 ups, 4y
Gold.
1 up, 6y
"And furthermore uncovering the efforts and doings of foreign operators in this country as an obvious democratic conspiracy not worthy of attention"

I believe it was Obama who knew about the actions of Russia since 2014, who also ordered Susan Rice to have our team "stand down", who also stated on a news conference "no rational personal believes an election could be hacked."

It's hilarious you are attempting to create this new narrative that with out the Mueller Investigation these attempts at election interference would not be known, even though the Investigation shown the actions of Russia were known about as early as 2014.
0 ups, 6y
Here's a nice successful witch hunt.
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1 up, 6y,
1 reply
Mueller had a bad biz deal with trump, Mule wanted to be FBI head again and Trump said no, the next day mule was the speacil witch hunter who loaded his team with rabid trump haters 3 of which have been fired and are up on charges soon.
2 ups, 6y
Oh yeah, I heard about that. Obama, Mueller and Comey planned it during one of their passionate sex orgies. Trump threatened to reveal the moon landing was fake and that Kennedy really was an Alien spy inserted by The Intergalactic Socialist Council of Evil Shenanigans. Thank God The Avengers spoiled their invasion plans when they shot him. USA! USA! USA!
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
Improper use of the term "Snowflake" , Snowflake
6 ups, 6y
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