as the judge, it is my duty to look at past cases. and as it turns out, there is indeed a case about this. it is my duty to look over the evidence, which i have. i will share with you the evidence of the last big case of marios charges. after this i will decide marios fate. i'll now hand it over to the judge of the last case, matpat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMSQNVhMqA&list=PLOl4b517qn8hpW6NWLXfMGwuHQ5RsV-Yt
mario has been found guilty of murder, assault, thievery, harassment, breaking and entering, animal abuse, child abuse, kidnapping,illegal drug use, and illegal drug trafficking.
that does not change the fact that he killed yoshis. you also just admitted he is guilty on the charge of abusing them. if you watched the videos, he is a monster. as judge, i will announce my decision in 4 days from now.
Pikachu: ah ah ah! Hold yer horses! Bowser is innocent! And I haz proof! *Pulls out matpats YouTube video* says here that Princess Toadstool was being taken by Bowser only to complete his family.
since when were we talking about smash ultimate? you clearly are not taking this case very seriously. i will give you one last chance to provide sufficient evidence that mario is innocent. we already have a testimony that out rules your testimonies. this is your last chance before i make my final decision.
Dwight: Mario was drunk on mushroom juice, like always. and the inklings had no red teammates, so, he fought them. I wouldn't be surprised if Dedede and Bowser are behind this