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10 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Is it just me or are the liberals grasping at straws today. Poor little guys. They can’t make a decent meme for shit they are so butthurt.
11 ups, 5y,
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It's a sad day. First Trump won, now this. How much can they take? Having to admit corrupt Hilldawg was a horrible candidate. I'm teary eyed.
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2 ups, 5y
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3 ups, 5y,
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First of all, no one can deny that Hillary was a horrible candidate. She was beaten by an unknown black man. Why anyone thought she could beat anyone is not understandable. But, you can't call her, "corrupt" while supporting a man who has surrounded himself with criminals and people who have nearly all been indicted.

Again, too much gloating. I'm sorry but bragging that you don't beat your kids doesn't make you a fine parent or a winner of anything.

Trump won? You mean, won the election or won the investigation?
8 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Actually you can call Clinton corrupt regardless of who you support. She should be in jail for what her foundation did in Haiti alone. Hell, she was made to return the Whitehouse silverware that she pilfered when leaving. If you took most politicians and investigated them, you'd have most of them surrounded by slimy criminals, especially lawyers like Cohen. Hell, Doesn't congress have a slush fund just to fight sexual assault allegations?

Yeah, after being called a Russian agent by retarded lefties for years now, I'm going to enjoy this.

I meant the election. Everyone lost with this investigation.
3 ups, 5y,
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37 indicted. No, the American people won with this investigation regardless of what is found about Trump.
7 ups, 5y,
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Sooooooooooooooo, you're under the impression that an indictment is some proof of guilt?
3 ups, 5y,
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Why would you think that I think that?

An indictment is a first step. Like most are saying. We're at the end of the beginning, not at the beginning of the end. But, 37 is a substantial number. 3 are in jail for crimes so obviously some committed crimes.
6 ups, 5y,
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Just the way you're posting it. You know but a lot of sheep think it's more than it is.

Like perjury and financial crimes. Like I said, most, if not all, politicians couldn't come out as clean as Trump seems to have after undergoing a 2 year investigation. Where's your concern for what the Aswan brothers did under that frizzy haired slob DWS or Finestein having a Chinese spy under employment for 20 years?
3 ups, 5y,
3 replies
It's a lot more than perjury and financial crimes. Nearly ALL crimes were in relation to Russia. Also, since when is perjury and financial crimes, small crimes? Since when is lying to congress, something that should get brushed aside?
7 ups, 5y,
1 reply
When it has nothing to do with the investigation. Aren't you glad it seems that the president of the United States didn't work with foreign actors to swing an election? If those arrested commited criminal acts, fine. But I've never seen you complaining about Maxine Waters and the scam with her daughter, to name one example.

If you hate Trump, that's fair but let this go, fren. It was always bullshit.
2 ups, 5y
Nearly ALL of the indictments are directly related to Russia in some form. There is one or two with no Russian connection. When you're caught lying to congress about your Russian relations, that's a Russian related crime. More than half of those indicted are Russians. How do they have nothing to do with the investigation when they were the very people messing in the election? It can't be brushed under the rug as nothing when it is NOT nothing.
7 ups, 5y,
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You don't care about illegals voting, dead people on voting rolls, people being bused around to different voting districts etc, spare me the faux outrage. Not a single American was indicted for anything to do with working or colluding together to change an election. But if you want to die on that hill, be my guest.
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2 ups, 5y
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2 ups, 5y,
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All while openly allowing Mexico to interfere with our elections and country
0 ups, 5y
Mexico interfered with WHAT?

Dang, bruh, leave that meth alone.
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0 ups, 5y
And they never will prove collusion because there never was. They indicted people? Look at all of the Clinton associates who were indicted under Bill Clinton.
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1 up, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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"I had nothing to do with Russia helping me get elected" Donal J. Trump May, 2019.
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1 up, 5y,
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You libtards are liars. I don’t give a damn what you have to say anymore. You are irrelevant. So take your stupid, unfunny hack Chris Rock and shove it!
2 ups, 5y,
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I love how you lose your shit in public view when your own beloved leaders words kill your argument. Great comeback with personal, childish insults to real words spoken by your comrade in chief.
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0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Comrade? Communism is YOUR side of the aisle. IDK what words you are talking about because you have for sure said nothing of any real substance, just more leftist drivel that few people take seriously.
2 ups, 5y,
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Sorry but realizing our healthcare system is a disaster, needs reform, ranks 13th in developed nations and is the most expensive, doesn't make me a communist. Sliding up to our greatest adversary, just might make you a comrade of that state.

Again, nothing of substance, just talk.
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1 up, 5y
“threat they POSE” not “lose.”

NK is in the process of developing many nuclear weapons, and that nutty fat dictator Kim Jong-Un having one nuclear weapon is one too many.
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1 up, 5y,
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PS I think it is absolutely ridiculous that you dismiss NK and the threat they lose.

Russia has so many nuclear weapons leftover from the Soviet days due to leftist Democrats in America who spied for Stalin. The same type of people your ilk cost up to. Your idol FDR and Truman also sold is out to them.

You’re such a dumbass. A real piece of work. F**k you
2 ups, 5y
"You're such a dumbass. A real piece of work. F**k you".

That's your go to line. You must have used it ten times here and I've ignored it. I've seen your comments on other threads where you've used it as well.

It contains no information, no rebuttal, no intelligence. It screams ignorance and says a lot more about you than it will ever say about me or anyone else.

It makes you look stupid, ignorant and it makes you automatically lose every discussion you use it in, by default.

Hillary was an awful candidate but she was right about one thing.

"You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. And unfortunately, there are people like that. And he has lifted them up. He has given voice to their websites that used to only have 11,000 people – now have 11 million. He tweets and retweets their offensive hateful mean-spirited rhetoric. Now, some of those folks – they are irredeemable, but thankfully, they are not America."

Go away now.

Thank you for expanding my meme.
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0 ups, 5y,
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Try North Korea, dumbass. Nobody is sliding up to Russia either. We have actually been allied with Russia since the fall of the Soviet Union and every President since has met with them, including your "Saint Obama." What a dumbass you are.
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0 ups, 5y
And Clinton even gave him money to build nuclear weapons
2 ups, 5y
You certainly are a funny little goober aren't you? N. Korea is our greatest adversary. That's rich.

What threat does N. Korea pose to us? One nuke? two? How many does Russia have that we know are pointed at every city and military installation in America?

Of course we talk to Russians. Our leaders though, are not supposed to discount virtually our entire intelligence community consisting of career professionals who've worked a lifetime to understand Russia, (which is our greatest adversary) and publicly agree with Putin that Russia had no involvement in our election. Our leader is not supposed to get on his knees to our greatest adversary and suck his johnson in front of the entire world to see. It's obvious our Prez is compromised in some way. You're just way too much of a simpleton to understand that.

N. Korea. Wow.
0 ups, 5y
North Korea, the one who's leader Commie tRump fell in love with?
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0 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y
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0 ups, 5y,
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PS Mexico, Honduras, El Salvador, and Guatemala are bigger adversaries than Russia is. Those countries are truly interfering with our elections. They continue to dump their people on us. You wonder why we don’t have better healthcare. So many illegals draining our services is a part of it.
2 ups, 5y
Now 3rd world countries are our greatest adversaries. You can stop digging your hole now.

But..... do go on.
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0 ups, 5y
Well, you’re welcome on expanding your meme since most of it is hidden because of low ratings. It’s funny you mentioned Hitlery’s quote since she herself later apologized for it. You better just get used to things because we have had enough of your ignorance. Buckle up for four more years of Donald Trump very soon, libtard.
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0 ups, 5y,
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LOL Russia has been interfering with our elections since Stalin you dumbass. Third world countries can’t interfere with our elections? You dumbass, their governments are rich you moronic jackass. If their stupid people would learn how to stand up to them their governments wouldn’t dump them on the US. The Democrats welcome it because it gives them votes and more supporters. More gullible people to put on their plantation. What a stupid libtarded dumbass you are. F**k you
1 up, 5y
All the negatives of third world countries may be true, that doesn't make them our greatest adversary!

That was a small shovel full. Please don't divert too quickly. I know you can do better than that. Dig deep.
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0 ups, 5y,
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Yes because countries dumping their problems on us because they don’t want to take care of them is less of a problem then Russia. Get out of here. F**k you. You either take the illegals in if you want them here or we are sending them back. People who aren’t libtarded like you are are sick and tired of this shit.
1 up, 5y
Where have I said anything about the illegals on this thread? There you go again, diverting.

YES, ILLEGALS ARE A PROBLEM!

Russian interference in our political system, working to make wide divisions between people and party's that threatens to tear our country apart, is a MUCH BIGGER PROBLEM!

It's also more in line with the original post. Just because you see a squirrel at every turn, doesn't mean you need to chase them all!

Of course, you think we're allies with Russia so......there's that. And obviously you feel it's okay to brag that there is no proof our President conspired with the enemy (who you think we're allies with) to win an election.

But, I'm the commie for wanting a better healthcare system.
0 ups, 5y,
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4 ups, 5y,
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I think so. Like a day after he deleted, after crying and meming (I use that term lightly) about doing so, the next day a profile subscribed to boobs and various star trek cancer streams and his first meme was in the political stream telling us all to f**k off hahaha, so I called him out and he deleted the meme like the coward he is.

Maybe you could do one like the guy, who after frothing at the mouth and jerking off into his hand after every Trump hire leaves or get fired, memes about it with a counter and the pearly gates?

I think it's delusions of grandeur. They'll come back, slyly hiding their true identity, biding their time until they pwn you epic style lol I think it's hilarious that they'll do the keyboard warrior thing and then get so assblasted that they delete their whole profile.
0 ups, 5y
Oh, that other one he did for a day then? Dang, I forgot the name. Was like a real person's first & last name. MadTitan will remember it.

haha, a tombstone meme each for all these fine gents?

Yeah, they corner themselves, put themselves on the spot.
Like this last guy, he thought he was gonna bait me with Obama memes he didn't even bother to make himself. Sheesh, like put a little elbow grease into it, toots. Besides, I don't think Obama frequents here much, so the insult won't do much of any harm.
I was just gonna reply with a c/p of his lame threat. Come tomorrow I was gonna post it on all his memes, his comments, even if nothing to do with me.
Even if I didn't, everyone can see he made a fool of himself by trying to sound tough then pussing out like an idiot for a blip on the screen of a total stranger. For all he knows, DJFox makes me look like DJ Qualls physique-wise, and I coundn't hurt a fried egg.
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Did you just collect another scalp?
1 up, 5y
Damn, who did I kill now? Was it that Goober guy?
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I couldn't remember but I think you're right. I've never had a top notification that was by a [deleted] memer.
1 up, 5y
I get quite a few.
I keep telling myself to insert their names when I reply to them so I know who they are when they're gone because I'm the worst with names. But, eh.
4 ups, 5y,
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Yeah, it's the last option in the web notifications in the edit profile. If you comment on a meme, you get a notification for any reply. But it's sending duplicates.

Yep, or even something like the notification box shading if you've responded to that specific comment.
0 ups, 5y
Ok, I checked now.
I was wondering if some people were really checking on obscure memes to see if anyone else commented. This would explain it.

Yeah, exactly. One look at the bunch, and all are unshaded. There's some I've mixed up with others, ending up not looking at them.
4 ups, 5y,
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Hahaha I just saw that. I think it was DemocratsAreWhatsWrong. I wish I could remember which handle I think ol'Cody came back as.

You need to stop and wash off the blood.
1 up, 5y
Dammit, I knew it had more syllables, plus there is another with that name I posted, so I best delete it.

The CodyCuck is back?
Probably sticking to the Boobs stream where the only harm that can come to him is knowing the only boobs he'll ever get to touch feels like his cell's screen.

I was thinking of posting a signup meme for those who are going to come kill me one day eventually.

Now I'm thinking of a funeral one too, for those who deleted on my account.

I have no idea why people say such stupid things and react so stupidly. "Boo hoo, Vaga said "Anal" more times than I did, looks like I'll have to get rid of my account now and have a good cry"
3 ups, 5y,
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I just changed my options to notify me of comments in threads I posted in, that's why I got the notification. Might switch, have 85 notifications lol
0 ups, 5y
I'm confused. You were notified of this person?

I wish there was a way of sorting notifications - answered form unanswered, bookmarks, search by name. I have a few going back (including a couple of so from you) and it isn't as easy as it seems to located them.
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1 up, 5y
VagabondSouffle, the thing is you have yet to prove any collusion. Prove it or STFU.
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2 ups, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
Russia got a 20% controlling stake in an American uranium mining company.
They already have been producing their own Uranium back in Russia, as does any country that wants it, including big bad Iran.
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THEY ALL GLOATING, NO COLLUSION; I FEED MY KIDS! I DON'T BEAT MY WIFE! JUST WHAT KIND OF LOW EXPECTATIONS MOFO'S WE HAVE IN THE GOP?