Surprised Pikachu

Too soon :)

quality meme

Not evil, but we all have inherited sin and therefore we turn to evil if we don't follow Christ.

I'd love to, or a Harley.

Shoot first and ask questions later lol, part 1 of the book of Enoch mentions more detail then old, his first intention was to kill all and judge righteousness after. A lot to sort through, The fallen angels had corrupted his creatures. Also mentions storage for souls while doing tour of heaven. Decent book, 2-3 verses discribes how/why flood happen without Devine intervention. Also who survived without gods help.

C'mon now.

And that's not an exaggeration.

1 Peter 2:18-20 "Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh. For it is commendable if someone bears up under the pain of unjust suffering because they are conscious of God. But how is it to your credit if you receive a beating for doing wrong and endure it? But if you suffer for doing good and you endure it, this is commendable before God."

Yeah, in biblical times, one could sell yourself as a 'slave' to cover debts. Then after 7 years, I believe, even if you hadn't totally paid back your debt, you were released from service.

But hey, who cares about any context, right?

Sorry for the late reply. Here I go.

Yes, I am aware the the biblical times had 'interesting' practices, to say the least. Still, I don't think God would care what is a common practice at which times. God's law is God's law, regardless of where and when. If God spoke nothing bad about slavery (and if he did, show me the verses), the only reason for that is that he himself has nothing against slavery. Slavery doesn't even appear in the Ten Commandments, even though it can be argued that it is a worse crime than anything mentioned in the Ten Commandments (except for murder, but even that is debatable). In fact, he says at Isaiah 60:12 that whatever nation does not serve Israel and Israelites will perish and be utterly laid to waste. Servitude under threat and coercion = slavery, right? And before you say it's an obsolete OT verse nobody puts into practice anymore:

Matthew 5:17 "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."

“If we get caught they will just replace us with persons of the same cloth. So it doesn’t matter what you do, America is a Golden Calf and we will suck it dry, chop it up, and sell it off piece by piece until there is nothing left but the World’s biggest welfare state that we will create and control. Why? Because it’s God’s will and America is big enough to take the hit so we can do it again, again and again. This is what we do to countries that we hate. We destroy them very slowly and make them suffer for refusing to be our slaves.” - Benjamin Netanyahu, current Prime Minister of Israel

So, now, back to the original problem: Does God enjoy watching us suffer? Maybe. Maybe not. But considering how much war, murder and genocide (Deuteronomy 6:18-19, 7, 13:12-16 and others), rape (Deuteronomy 20:13-15 and Numbers 31:17-18) and other atrocities which God not only condones and does nothing about, but alao encourages (and off topic, his son also feels a little bloodthirsty from time to time, like in Revelations 2:22-23), it would be safe to say that he wishes to see suffering, whether for his enjoyment, or for dominion for his chosen people, or a reason unknown.

I'd like to kindly point out that I am the original creator of this meme... And i am a Christian... I did not create it as a means to disrespect anyone.

It's just a meme... Have a laugh

If that is your original content it was taxed and redistributed for the good of the imgflip community.
Brother it is impossible to talk about or even joke about biblical truth without causing God's enemies to "feel disrespected."
While we can laugh they feel disrespected because they are faced with their mortality at the hands of God.

very true brother

Y'all don't wanna see v 2.0

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Dan Bellack's quote was borrowed from: https://sayingspoint.com/car-sayings/

Source of image: https://fox13now.com/2015/06/05/truck-crashes-into-trailer-sending-boat-onto-roof-of-vehicle/
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Source: https://medium.com/@michaelnoble_96601/the-great-vinegar-flood-da924b4f47a8
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For a little taste, look in on gennarocontaldo.com
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Just so everyone knows....I created this meme... It was meant as an apologetics joke... I am Christian... No need to take it that seriously lol

basically good people get to suffer because of a couple of bad people (in florida)

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Lithuanian wave breakers: https://pixels.com/featured/wave-breakers-klaipeda-lithuania-ausra-paulauskaite.html

God:
- Disgusted by human sin
- Floods everything on the entire planet Earth, apart from one human family and a pair of every animal on Noah's ark
-The flood is over
-The world is repopulated
-Humans are still sinful

Question: Where did God made a mistake? This is not a rhetorical question, I expect and answer. And if you say he didn't make a mistake, them you also must accept that he didn't try to cleanse the world of sin, implying that the entire flood was ultimately pointless.

Dude, God isn't perfect. He's doing his best to raise his pet species as best as he can, but shit happens you know.

He is often described and an omniscient, omipresent and omnipotent being. That's as perfect as it gets. And on top of that, don't forget the Divine Plan.