FOR WELCOMING ME HOME; WHY THANK YOU, LITTLE DOGGY; WITH LOVING LICKS SO SOGGY; AS YOU FINISH UP YOUR BONE; WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE BRIGHTLY; AND PRANCE ABOUT LIKE SO? DID YOU SEE A HYDRANT SIGHTLY; OR DEFEAT YOUR PITBULL FOE? WERE ALL THINGS IN YOUR FAVOR? HAS EVERYTHING GONE WELL? DID YOUR STEAKBONE PACK SUCH FLAVOR? RIGHT NOW I WISH THAT YOU COULD TELL; DEAR HUMAN, CEASE YOUR PRATING; NOW PLEASE DON'T BE ALARMED; THIS CAT WAS IN YOUR BEDROOM WAITING; I'M JUST GLAD THAT YOU WEREN'T HARMED