Instead of talking about what I hate, how about what I like about their ideals?
Right: I like fiscal responsibility in government, making sure that government programs are run efficiently and effectively. I like protecting religious freedom, for all religions. I like states having a certain level of independence within the union, and the Federal government being respectful of that.
Left: I like government programs that help people before they help corporations. I like taxation that has fewer loopholes for the rich and super-rich. I like education and health care being treated as basic necessities for citizens of a first world country. I like religion not being a significant driving force for policy stances.
I hate that there are only two major political parties.