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4 ups, 6y
Yeah. So. I think zoker is a literal Nazi or wants us to think he is.
5 ups, 6y,
1 reply
He was really useful to Trump when he was lying...Melania doesn't think much of him now...
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2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
He never stopped lying. Demo-rats are using him now.
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
Wait, if he was lying when he said Trump didn't collude with Russia, and he's still lying now that he's saying he did...which is true?

Just sayin', there's truth somewhere in the sea of lies. He's contradicted himself too many times.
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1 up, 6y,
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Well you have it figured out that he did. Considering you folks collude with Mexico and Central America to win elections I wouldn’t feel bad even if it was true.
1 up, 6y,
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Well first, I'm assuming by "you folks" you mean the Democratic party. Do you think I'm part of the group of people who makes decisions for the DNC? If not, then you're applying the nefarious deeds of a few to every person who votes democrat. This is the part where I remind you how much you hate being called a racist just for being a Republican (assuming you are a Republican).

Concerning collusion with Mexico and Central America: Let's start with the fact that Central America isn't a country, so it's literally impossible to collude with it. Next, this accusation is wildly false. I'm not sure why Republicans nowadays seem to be in denial that there are millions and millions of Democrats out there who disagree with them. Seriously, we don't need illegal immigrants or dead people to vote in order to win elections. All we have to do is show up to the polls.

You seem to be equating collusion with Russia with collusion with Mexico, both being equally bad and therefore cancelling each other out. This shows exactly how little you know about national security, and I don't have time to go into how exactly wrong you are in this. Suffice to say, Russia is a constant and powerful cyber threat to the United States, not only in reference to our elections but also to our military, economic, and power grid systems. Collusion with Russia is BIG DEAL, and for the sake of our national security, I sincerely hope that neither Trump himself nor anyone currently working in his administration has colluded with them. If they have, that's not something to ever take lightly.
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1 up, 6y,
2 replies
When I say Central America I meant the countries of Central America. And you DO. There are millions of Democrats out there and there are millions of Republicans out there. I know you are under the delusion that Democrats are perfect and can do no wrong, but they aren’t. Your partisan opinions do not reflect reality. You don’t have time to go into it because you have nothing real to add, just the same old leftist BS that I have heard time and time again. If you don’t think Mexico and the countries of Central America aren’t enemies of America then you truly are deluded. When was the last time a Russian Presidential candidate came into this country to campaign. We spend millions every year taking care of Mexico’s people living illegally here in the US. So don’t talk to me about crap. You are wrong.
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1 up, 6y,
1 reply
akeller said that my district is trending more Democrat despite my showing evidence to the contrary. Including past election results where the losing Democrat candidate in my district did much better than the Democrat candidate in 2018. She is a deluded, precious little lying snowflake.
1 up, 6y,
2 replies
Go home to Arkansas, little piggy. Your pathetic "evidence" is data that's over a decade old, in an argument that's tangential to the OP.
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1 up, 6y,
2 replies
2018 the Democrat won 38% of the vote and the Republican won 59%. In 2018 it was 68-28% in favor of the Republican candidate. You claimed it was not as strongly Republican as it used to be. That was debunked by me and you fail to acknowledge it. Keep your nose out of my state, commie-crat.
1 up, 6y,
3 replies
How many elections did they have in 2018?
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1 up, 6y
What? You claimed that my district (that you don’t live in) is growing more GOP. I have shown that isn’t true based on past elections.
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1 up, 6y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkansas%27s_3rd_congressional_district#2004

U.S. House election, 2004: Arkansas, District 3
Party Candidate Votes % ±
Republican John Boozman* 160,629 59.32%
Democratic Jan Judy 103,158 38.09%
Independent Dale Morfey 7,016 2.59%
Majority 57,471 21.23%
Total votes

2006
Main article: United States House of Representatives elections in Arkansas, 2006
U.S. House election, 2006: Arkansas, District 3
Party Candidate Votes % ±
Republican John Boozman* 125,039 62.23%
Democratic Woodrow Anderson 75,885 37.77%
Majority 49,154 24.46%
Total votes 200,924 100.00

In 2004, the Democrat camdidate got 38% of the vote to the GOP candidate's 59%.

In 2006 the Democrat candidate got 37% of the vote, while the GOP candidate got 62%. So you are wrong on top of being a liberal dumbass.
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1 up, 6y
Arkansas' 3rd congressional district, 2018
Party Candidate Votes %
Republican Steve Womack (incumbent) 148,717 64.7
Democratic Joshua Mahony 74,952 32.6
Libertarian Michael Kalagias 5,899 2.6
n/a Write-ins 140 0.1
Total votes 229,708 100.0
Republican hold
1 up, 6y,
6 replies
Still here? All right.

Before 2018, the last time a Republican pulled less than 70% of the vote was 2006. Your stats are correct, but also over a decade out of date - a bunch has happened since then, including an entire presidential administration. With numbers that old and ignoring all the numbers after it, you can make the case that Wisconsin leans blue rather than red. And you'd be wrong.

All of this being said, I'm done fighting with you about your district. You have pride in it, and from an economic standpoint, you have every right to. However, the reason we are even having this conversation is because I said I wanted to compare AOC's district to yours. And you know what? Aside from the high cost of living in hers, they're not that different. AR-03 is doing well, but you don't have the unemployment rate of WI-02 (with a PVI score of D+18) or MN-01 (D+1, basically even). You don't have even half the median household income of CA-18 (D+23) or NJ-07 (R+3), and you're 5 points below the national average in educational attainment.

My point is this - if you're going to start bashing AOC's district, you need to recognize that yours is not appreciably better than hers in any way except cost of living. And that makes you super lucky. Imagine if your home cost four times as much. Your groceries cost twice as much. Eating out cost twice as much. Gas was 50% higher. Child care cost five times as much. And your income stayed the same.

That's the difference between your district and hers. Her people are hurting, and their problems are heavily affected by local, state, and federal legislation. So they elected someone who knows how difficult life is firsthand, hoping she'll affect change.

Unbunch your panties. Everyone is just trying to get by, and doing what they think is right in order to make things better around here. You don't agree with someone else's perspective? Cool. You do you. You treat every Democrat as a communist who hates America? You are what's wrong with this country right now, and you can go f**k yourself.
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1 up, 6y
AOC moved to wealthy Westchester county when she was a baby. She is not interested in helping her district she is interested in telling the rest of us how to live like a queen. Calling AOC a communist is very appropriate. She should stop acting like one if she doesn’t like it.
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1 up, 6y
1 up, 6y
Please tell me you don't work in government.
0 ups, 6y
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1 up, 6y
Well actually Wisconsin does lean blue. And perfentages fluctuate depending on the candidate. It is the same everywhere. I could argue San Francisco is turning more red based on your argument. 68-28% is far from showing a district turning blue, but okay. You are an ignorant communist bitch.
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1 up, 6y
And I was showing how the district isn’t turning blue based on your argument. How do you know it won’t be over 70% in 2020. You don’t...and as much as you would like to commit voter fraud and vote here or allow illegals to vote, that won’t be tolerated here.
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1 up, 6y,
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And I am in Arkansas. YOU ARE NOT you communist bitch.
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1 up, 6y,
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1 up, 6y
Like akeller doesn’t name call. She is just as ignorant as she claims I am.
1 up, 6y,
3 replies
I thank my lucky stars every day that I'm not in Arkansas. I went to school in Missouri (actually very close to your district), and one of our favorite jokes was "Arkansas: because SOMEONE has to be the 50th state!"

Ah, still makes me laugh.
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1 up, 6y
But Mexico and the countries of Central America are not shitholes right? You have a lot of problem with rural American folks but have no problem with low educated illegals from south of the border, hypocrite
1 up, 6y
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1 up, 6y
Well actually it is a great state, and it has one of the fastest growing areas of the country that is attracting a lot of people fleeing blue states being taken over by low-educated illegals. But stay an ignorant bitch. I would rather be a redneck than an ignorant snobby bitch like you.
1 up, 6y,
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Prove DNC collusion with Mexico and the nations of Central America. Or really even name a single person who's been involved and provide some form of evidence. Truly, if you have that, I'll listen.

Um, "All we have to do is show up to the polls" was a dig at Democrats. We're bad at that. And no, we're not perfect, either as individuals or as a political party. Neither are Republicans, in equal share. Welcome to reality.

I don't have time to go into your ignorance about national security because I have a job and it's clear that you're not interested in actual knowledge on the subject anyway. Believe what you will. I'll be over here with sources that actually know things.
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1 up, 6y,
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In other words, all you have is crap from MSNBC, CNN, and leftist hack sites. I am still waiting for you to prove there was collusion with Russia. Been waiting for three years for that. Also, technically Mexico does interfere with our elections by allowing their people to flood into the country and demand that Washington give them amnesty. The Democrats welcome it and protect illegals hoping to give them amnesty for votes. If illegals were a potential Republican voting bloc there would be no sanctuary cities, nor 29 million illegals in this country with more flooding in. It is the same with Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador and all of that. There would already be a wall on the border if illegals were a potential Republican voting bloc. The percentages of both parties have fallen in the last decade, and after losing the 2016 election, Democrats are more desperate than ever to give illegals amnesty to create a permanent voting majority and make the US a one party state. TRUTH!
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
I don't watch or read any of those. You, on the other hand, should probably lay off the InfoWars, Fox News, and Daily Stormer. Just sayin'.
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1 up, 6y,
1 reply
DailyStormer doesn’t even exist anymore, commie boy (or girl or whatever you are)
1 up, 6y
Well that shows how much attention I pay to right wing nonsense.
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3 ups, 6y
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4 ups, 6y,
1 reply
But he's still lying and we still don't like him so....
6 ups, 6y,
2 replies
and who is this amorphous "WE" you are talking about?
ooooh.re[ublicans..right,gotcha.i forgot some people still engage in politics as if it were a sports team.

tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time.

fight me.
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
3 ups, 6y,
1 reply
0 ups, 6y
ty, we lost him yesterday, i bet he goes to NY :(
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3 ups, 6y,
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I assume he means people that voted for Trump. I also don't like the republican/democrat definitions but they are still used in common language so I use them when it applies, which is pretty often.

Shut up V. You know where to find me. I'm itching for some fun.
6 ups, 6y,
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2 ups, 6y,
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V is a collective. I assume you're a new one. Try giving the alts varying points so they don't all start with the same icons.

Are the rangers I've been trouncing part of the gang?
6 ups, 6y,
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2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
You're just chaos in the system then. You're going to be removed soon enough.
5 ups, 6y,
2 replies
Wait. Like, as in censored? Aren't you opposed to that, what with free speech being literally written into the Constitution?

Oh, right, I forgot, you want a military state run by Trump, not a nation that espouses freedom and justice for all. Carry on.
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2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
I'm not going to censor him, although that's a likely outcome. He will either be chased away or triggered into boredom so he quits himself. I've seen it happen enough times to know his fate if he is in fact a real person. Too stupid to play and too trolly to make friends. He's short term.
2 ups, 6y,
2 replies
In order for him to be chased away or triggered into boredom, he would have to encounter significant resistance to his ideas.

This is exactly what right-wingers say has been happening to conservatives on college campuses, and the word they use to describe this is "censorship."
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2 ups, 6y
But actually it has been happening on college campuses. Do you only listen to the news you want to hear? MSNBC and CNN is not real news.
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1 up, 6y
Yawn. He's not going anywhere. I already figured him out.
2 ups, 6y,
2 replies
Yeah, if you think that then you don't actually pay attention to what I say. Like at all.
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0 ups, 6y
You are a communist like Democrats are these days, akeller.
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1 up, 6y
Octavia Melody you people do that all of the time.
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