Breakfast of Champions

haha that pile of bacon looks good

that's not Europe... it's just France

Got me there, that's how I eat breakfast, except for the bread, too much carbs.

But this isn't a figment of imagination I've been to both eaten a breakfast around some of those people and it's so true

What? All they do is smoke and don't eat anything?

Eh, well sometimes I don't even eat anything...

Both eat perfectly

What the problem is? If we need a triple-bypass angioplasty someone else foots the bill. If we actually had to pay for our own health insurance we'd be eating a small bowl of oatmeal and an apple.