Here's a story: I took a puck to the eye one night coaching squirt hockey. The next day when I showed up for work, the recurring question was, "did your wife kick your ass again?"
IF I WERE A BARTENDER, ON VALENTINES DAY I WOULD PUT A FAKE ENGAGEMENT RING IN EVERY WOMEN'S DRINK; JUST TO WATCH HER ACT LIKE:; THEN WATCH THE DUDE BE LIKE:
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