Incognito browsing only stops your history from saving. The websites you visit can still see you visited them. Did you mean "That's why they invented VPN?" Lol, Incognito is a Mosquito.
You know, if you don't want your computer anymore, you could just use it as a pillow... After all, it's MicroSOFT... Also if it's Apple you can eat it and if it's a Chromebook you can read it. And if it's Linux, it's umm... A penguin?