Hey, I walked with my kids, I think I deserve some of their candy.

There was just a massive collection of full-size candy bars (around 50), we had 3 trick-or-treaters. Thank god I exercise

I thought that was a given at Halloween that you buy loads of candy "just in case" you get lots of trick-or-treaters. For some strange reason we don't get many either. It's a tough life but someone has to make sure they're not wasted.

Hand over the Snickers and nobody gets hurt. Lol.

I stole some of my kids candy lol

^_^

nois

Parent Tax

DAD TAX!!!