WHEN IT HAPPENS TO THEM; Packages laced with the poison Ricin mailed to a Trump family member and Ted Cruz's office. Nobody hurt. Meanwhile, Rachel Maddow is listed in satisfactory condition after breaking a fingernail from pulling the lid off an American-produced cup of yogurt. WHEN IT HAPPENS TO THE SIDE YOU WORK FOR; CNN staffers, George Soros and prominent Democrat leaders courageously escaped with their lives after realistic-looking "bombs" were delivered to their homes and offices. Rachel Maddow is so upset she has vowed to never eat American-produced yogurt again.