Hey, it almost worked with what's-her-name

And much more difficult to disprove

A few years ago I received a large legal settlement for injuries that were caused by a drunk driver in a company vehicle. It was a long battle but it was finally settled. I kept it pretty quiet and continued with life as usual, work, eat, sleep, repeat. Paid off my house and truck and got myself out of debt. Didn't really buy anything new or flashy.

Next thing you know people are knocking on my door asking for money. Calling me in the middle of the night with some sob story. How did they know? Could they smell money? How the hell did they get my number?

And then there's my sixth cousin's dog's first owner's ex wife's third cousin twice removed...

Because all someone needs to do is deny it and it eventually goes away.

I thought you were gonna say this

So I need money for poo surgery

Yes!

What n word would that be?

No were both thought criminals. XD

pubg

Lottery winners aren't usually on the news though, are they? I'm in New Zealand, not sure how you do things over there.

I live in CA and the CA state lottery gives you that option.
I've never won anything more than $18, but I read up on it anyway

Winners have to take a publicity pic for the press and yes, they announce it. If it's a big lotto it will be in the news. A few years back a winner sued for the right not to be published but I can't remember if they won.

I live in the US. Often they are; I remember a recent lottery, the winner was on the front page of Yahoo and stuff. So they do get some publicity.

I remember one lottery winner from.my home state of West Virginia. He was all over the news and said he wanted to help people with his money. A year later he was broke and homeless.

The money ruins people. They stop working, and start spending.

Yeah that's what happened to this guy. He was a working stiff like the rest of us until he won a few million. His heart was in the right place but then he started enjoying the money.

Attempted rape isn't inappropriate touching. Do you know any women at all?

it's a common misconception, rape itself is penetration against one or the other's will. inappropriate touching is merely grope. it's still serious, just not as serious as rape.

Still devastating just a less damage.

Maaaaaaaaybe they were older than me? 30 years ago I was 15.

Excellent conclusion.

Brilliantly funny....and oh so true.....
The Deepstate owned politicians all come out of the closet to attack those who GITMO them!

Thank you!

Gonna be funny when they're not even 30.

[image deleted]That's how Dr Frank N. Furter got the $$$ for that "hunting lodge for rich weirdos."

Would've worked better with the First World Problems template

Maybe, but it's doing pretty well with this one.