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Hey, it almost worked with what's-her-name | WHOEVER WINS THAT LOTTERY TOUCHED ME INAPPROPRIATELY 30 YEARS AGO | image tagged in memes,futurama fry,lottery | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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9 ups, 3 replies
Short Satisfaction VS Truth Meme | AH, IT'S 2018, WE'RE SO ADVANCED YOU HAVE SEXUAL ASSAULT ACCUSERS NOW, WHEN YOU WIN THE LOTTERY, INSTEAD OF HAVING FRIENDS AND RELATIVES YOU | image tagged in memes,short satisfaction vs truth | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
And much more difficult to disprove
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A few years ago I received a large legal settlement for injuries that were caused by a drunk driver in a company vehicle. It was a long battle but it was finally settled. I kept it pretty quiet and continued with life as usual, work, eat, sleep, repeat. Paid off my house and truck and got myself out of debt. Didn't really buy anything new or flashy.

Next thing you know people are knocking on my door asking for money. Calling me in the middle of the night with some sob story. How did they know? Could they smell money? How the hell did they get my number?

And then there's my sixth cousin's dog's first owner's ex wife's third cousin twice removed...
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | I THINK IT'S MORE DIFFICULT TO PROVE | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Because all someone needs to do is deny it and it eventually goes away.
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Short Satisfaction VS Truth Meme | WHEN YOU THINK 2018 IS SO ADVANCED THAT ALL THE CHILDREN WILL BE SMART BUT THEN YOU FIND OUT THEY ARE ALL SNOWFLAKES | image tagged in memes,short satisfaction vs truth | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I thought you were gonna say this
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8 ups, 3 replies
Confused Link | THEY ALSO SAID THE N WORD | image tagged in confused link | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | THEY TOUCHED ME WHERE I PEE MONEY WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Leela Meme | THEY TOUCHED ME WHERE I POO I HAVEN'T POOED THE SAME SINCE | image tagged in memes,futurama leela | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
So I need money for poo surgery
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3 ups, 1 reply
Yes!
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What n word would that be?
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6 ups
No were both thought criminals. XD
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What game is this?
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pubg
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Looks cool
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4 ups, 3 replies
Lottery winners aren't usually on the news though, are they? I'm in New Zealand, not sure how you do things over there.
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I live in CA and the CA state lottery gives you that option.
I've never won anything more than $18, but I read up on it anyway
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Winners have to take a publicity pic for the press and yes, they announce it. If it's a big lotto it will be in the news. A few years back a winner sued for the right not to be published but I can't remember if they won.
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I live in the US. Often they are; I remember a recent lottery, the winner was on the front page of Yahoo and stuff. So they do get some publicity.
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I remember one lottery winner from.my home state of West Virginia. He was all over the news and said he wanted to help people with his money. A year later he was broke and homeless.
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2 ups, 2 replies
The money ruins people. They stop working, and start spending.
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Yeah that's what happened to this guy. He was a working stiff like the rest of us until he won a few million. His heart was in the right place but then he started enjoying the money.
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4 ups, 2 replies
Attempted **pe isn't inappropriate touching. Do you know any women at all?
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it's a common misconception, **pe itself is penetration against one or the other's will. inappropriate touching is merely grope. it's still serious, just not as serious as **pe.
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Still devastating just a less damage.
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Maaaaaaaaybe they were older than me? 30 years ago I was 15.
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Excellent conclusion.
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Brilliantly funny....and oh so true.....
The Deepstate owned politicians all come out of the closet to attack those who GITMO them!
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Thank you!
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Gonna be funny when they're not even 30.
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[image deleted]That's how Dr Frank N. Furter got the $$$ for that "hunting lodge for rich weirdos."
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Would've worked better with the First World Problems template
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Maybe, but it's doing pretty well with this one.
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mom said if i tell the judge dad touch my pp i get free vbucks looks like its gonna be a victory royale for me????????????
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????
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people dont touch where you pee, weirdo.
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Please don't leave us.
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now i don't know what you're talking about
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PLEASE! JUST TELL ME!!
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oh. now you know what im talkn bout
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what the f**k
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