RELAX. HALF THE TIME THE JOB INTERVIWERS DON'T EVEN READ YOUR RESUME THEY JUST SEE HOW LONG IT IS; REALLY? YEAH; I GOTTA GO; WHERE? TO ADD MORE BOBO MEMES TO MY RESUME! I HAVE NEVER MET SOMEONE WITH SUCH INFINITE SKILLS AND WORK EXPERIENCE; WHAT CAN I SAY, I LIKE TO SURROUND MYSELF WITH INTELLECTS AND PEOPLE WITH HIGHER CREATIVE SKILLS