Nice Accent, Lady

It's a country in the UK. :-)

Just sayin'

:-)

I saw it right away. This is a better whale than I expected.

Kind of like the 'boot' in Italy. :-)

I see a whale every time I look at that. lol

LOL

Just askin' lady. Just askin'. :-)

:-)

Do the actually GET triggered, or are they born that way?

Could be a chemical imbalance, or maybe hormones.

But don't tell 'em I said that. ;-p

Thank you sir. Thank you kindly. :-)

I heard this one yesterday - it was new to me and I couldn't resit. :-)

Very dangerous ground, Dwayne.

Good thing he has those wrasslin' skills. He's going to need them. :-)

nixie, you changed your hair again. Nice! :-p

I know why she's smiling. I read that he has a monster c#ck.

But what a cutie she is! :-)

Barbara Eden said she turned him down because she was married to Michael Ansara at the time. :-)

Why, why, why, Delilah? :-)

I forgot to ask - who is this beautiful woman?

A hint.

Looks like a clip from the movie Falling Down, but I don't remember the scene.

Is it his daughter?

Of course I could Google it but that's not as much fun.

The problem is, these women, they all look alike: all those tits, and everything.

OK, if she's not a Douglas, then I give up. You got me on this one. :-)

She is a Douglas, she looks quite like his daughter but she is not. She's Catherine Zeta-Jones his wife.

Wow, he is a lucky man. Thanks for the info! :-)

Beckett help :)

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Hilarious!!!!!!

Thank you! I didn't invent it, just passing it on. :-)

:-)

roflol!

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They're just different ways of telling the joke.

Nice - I hadn't seen that one. Thanks for sharing!

I prefer to keep 'em short, though. Easier on the viewer. :-)