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Sad but true story... | PEOPLE WANT TO BURN ALL THEIR NIKE APPAREL BUT; DIDN'T STOP EATING SUBWAY WHEN THEY FOUND OUT JARED WAS A CHILD MOLESTER | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,nike,subway,jared,which was worse | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Philosoraptor Meme | I BELIEVE SUBWAY FIRED JARED. | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Either way, he's getting plenty of foot longs where he went. LOL
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Will check it out!
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Thank you
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Catholicism isn't true Christianity and the Bible wasn't written by priests.
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And Colin wasn't protesting the flag or America yet here we are.
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If he's not protesting the flag, why is he only kneeling when the flag is out being honored??
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You're usually pretty civil in an argument. At least when I've talked to you, but lately you seem easily bothered by things. I don't want to get into an argument with you, because I've always liked you as a memer on here and I've never had an issue with you. But my comment was just pointing out why Christians don't rip up the Bible. It's a lot different than kneeling during the anthem.

Also, I know why he's protesting. He's protesting because he thinks it brings awareness to something that he believes is a problem. But the actual stats prove him wrong. Why is it the left has no problem with him breaking the rules at his place of employment but if I were to break the rules at my job, I'm fired? Just something to think about.
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Jesus didn't molest any children, A sick pedophile disguised as a man of god did.
There's a difference between Christians & the Catholic church as well,
It's always Atheists that love to bash Christians when they don'y even know the difference between Catholicism and Christianity. Oh well.
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Catholics take a lot of bashing as well. They were the first Christians and satanists took it over because it was the first and it's the largest church. The average Catholic is still a faithful believer in Jesus Christ just like any Protestant. Do you honestly think that the Catholic church is the only religious institution affected by this plague of demonic child molestors? I get sick of hearing other Christians exclude Catholics. BTW, I was raised as a Catholic and I don't worship Mary or the pope. I only worship Jesus Christ.
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Sure he was. Taking a knee during American song and at a time meant to be patriotic. Oh yea. That's protesting america.
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I'm not goin down this road again, talking to people like you is like talking to a f**kin wall, a big dense stupid wall. Here's an idea if that's the case, ya'll could go stand at the f**kin border. One big dense stupid wall, population you and all your dence buddies
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Maybe Kaepernick needs to advocate seceding from the union and have a statue of himself built.
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Hes also burning flags so...
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No he's not. Don't be silly.
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Keep hating
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What in the f**k's a overdosed rapper gotta do with it? You're not threatening me are you? You can find me on Vancouver Island, plenty of drugs here to dose me, no need to try n carry any accross the border.
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What does anything she say have to do with anything? She might as well quote Idi Amin or Yoda, wouldn't suprise me.
Of course she'll add "check mate" to assure that it does something.
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Wrong and wrong. They only invented the damn thing.
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No they didn't. Christianity as we know it came from Jesus Christ. Christianity is a relationship with Christ, not a religion.
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Yeah, um, but they created it.

And him.

Martin Luther was when?
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Catholicism is an offshoot religion that attaches themselves to Christianity. That doesn't make them Christians. They have a different set of beliefs than those of non denominational Christians. My original comment just stated why Christians don't rip up their bibles. What Catholics do is on them. I am not a Catholic and do not believe their doctrine. I am a Christian and am not attached to any religious sect.
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Christianity is a relationship with Christ, not a religion."""" then the very next post you say.... """""""Catholicism is an offshoot religion that attaches themselves to Christianity. That doesn't make them Christians."""""" .... do you ever listen to your own nonsense?
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It isn't nonsense, but whatever you say, Skippy. You obviously got lost somewhere in translation.
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Catholicism created Christianity and wrote the Bible in the Council of Nicea.
It is not an offshoot, but a theft and corruption of Judaism.

The later Christian movement you favor came over a thousand years later. Whatever alterations they made, they made later.
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Christainity was 300 years old when Catholicism was founded. It was Rome attaching itself to what was destroying it, and then they overtook it.
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It was founded in Rome by Romans for the sake of reinvigorating Roman rule.
If it wasn't for them, Christianity would never have existed because it would not have been created.

Martin Luther was what, 1200 years later?

Regardless, both slightly different versions (lumping Eastern Orthodox with Catholicism here as well) are corruptions of Judaism.
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I have stated many items to disprove your theory. You brought up Josephus? Okay, a non-Biblical affirmation of Jesus, long before Nicea… Thanks for aruging against your claim. What about Nero 64AD? Or, how about Qumran?
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You haven't stated anything other than generalized Christian myth...

"Yeshua fulfilled the Torah, through Hebrews, in Israel" means nothing.
Quote the scripture.

"however your theory still contradicts itself"

I'm not stating a theory.

CoN is a fact.
Jesus didn't exist prior to 93AD is a fact.
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"What about Nero 64AD? Or, how about Qumran?"

What about them?
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What on Earth does Martin Luther have to do with this? There is archeological evidence of Christianity pre-Roman Catholicism. If it was not for Rome, we would have a much purer version in the likeness of what Jesus intended.

The Bible is anti-Catholic. Why would they "write" a document that is contrary to their practices.

The Bible was translated into over 300 languages before the C.O.N. It would soon after only be written down in one, and it was death anyone trying to translate it in another. Again, why limit a document you created for control? Because it existed in Israel and was corrupted by Rome.
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Y'eshua bar Yosephus preached the Torah. "I am here to reaffirm the Father's Covenant with his people" ring any bells?

All Christian archaeology is Roman, that's were the story was born.

For the nth time (jot this down) the Bible was written at the Council of Nicea still. Google.
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You can repeat yourself as much as you like, it still does not make you correct. You can turn off replies, however your theory still contradicts itself, and the stated claim that Yeshua fulfilled the Torah, through Hebrews, in Israel, fits.
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You have my permission to disprove what I stated which you haven't because you can't. Merely repeating, "You're wrong" is not a counter argument.

Here's one for you: 93AD & Jesus, what's the significance of?
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reinvigorating the Roman Empire*
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Matthew 5:17; Acts 1:8; Galatians 2:14

Nero blamed Christians for Rome's distruction in 64 AD.

The Essenes of Qumran are thought to be an early Christian group.

The Bible is not Catholic in nature, and it is not Roman in nature either. It is about a single God, not a triune god. Nicea created the doctrine of the trinity, it did not create the Bible. Your theory, or your very own myth, and reality contradict each other.

One can not understand spiritual matters without the Spirit.
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Not doing your homework for you. Quote them.

No, he did not.
What you're referring to is Tacitus in 117AD. Unless Nero told him that when he was 7 or 8....

No, they weren't.
One cave had exclusively Greek manuscripts on papyrus from the 2nd Century AD (such as used by Christians of the era), unlike the earlier ones in the other caves written in Hebrew or Aramaic on parchment or leather. NT? Not yet known. If so, obviously written by another group of people.

Council of Nicea, 323AD Constantine & his Bishops compiled and wrote the Bible. Roman. Catholic. Christian. Too bad.

I posted no theory, no myth.

Spirit? That's a Greek concept. The Hebrew Gods were pshysical.
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And the Christianity you know came from Saul/Paul, killer of Christians and clever con man. If you can't beat them, make them follow you.
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I think the train may have jumped the track because I was under the impression this was about Nike and Subway..... not about religion.
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Too soon?
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You like fruit, because that's alot of apples and oranges
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