It's almost hilarious, yet the cringe and creepiness have my mouth too confused whether to laugh uncontrollably or yearn for my alchi days....
Then again, let's face it, the pyschotically deranged are a fringe benefit of these inane arguments.
Which reminds me, seeing as this is Running Low On Lithium Day, check this one out:
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These zagnuts can be lethal!