On August 30, 2018, the fairly unpopular IMGflip user and troll known as MyrianWaffleEV unexpectedly died this morning after being brutally exposed as a whiny child by the user chosanwan. Myrian had her troubles with chosanwan prior to the incident, and made her last known move by pretending to be a Navy Seal and using the threat to intimidate chosanwan. chosanwan immediately saw the opportunity and exposed waffle as an internet tough guy. MyrianWaffle immediately died from the exposure.

"MyrianWaffle's presence will be missed in all of us" -Barack Obama
"MyrianWaffle was the hero that this great country deserved" -Donald Trump
"Myrian was one of the greatest IMGflip users ever to be interacted with, and her death shocks us all" -Mario
"I can't argue with that" -Luigi
"Let Myrian's death be a symbol as to what we should do better in this world" -Mickey Mouse

We will be covering more into MyrianWaffle's death later today on CBS news.

I was there, saw the whole thing. Anyone who scoffs at the notion of keyboard warriors haven't witnessed the likes of this e-evisceration. The mighty Spiderooz wearing hero known as chosanwan also pummeled my left leg with furious kicks, but having heard the ruckus as I entered, I ran back out in time to escape with only a few flesh wounds (albiet deep ones). Myrian put up a gallant fight, but that only made it messier and more painful.

MyrianWaffleEV - being the greatest person to have walked the earth to die ever - will be sorely missed. I just hope David Hasselhoff doesn't catch the big Kahuna to the sky tomorrow, because it would suck to be followed by him taking that mantle.

*pauses for a moment of silence*

Anyways, I got stuff to do. Ciao.

Only you could deliver that eulogy wonderfully... thank you.

I appreciate your kind words of appreciation, however it won't lesson the pain.

Everytime I close my eyes, I see that rabid countenence of a Chihuahua that is chosanwan's yapping little face, clamping down on my ankle as I struggled to get away lest he gets in position and starts frottaging a hole through my socks with his infamous drillbit intensity.
Poor guy, locked away by his lonesome in the outhouse by uncle/daddy Jebby Lee lest he try doing the same yet again with his sister/mother Brenda Lee Sue.

*wipes tear*

We'll miss you, MyrianWaffleEV. :-)

Thank you... I'll miss me too... :-)