I'm warming up to the idea.

Oh, my. Where do I start?
;)

You just want her body for an hour or so - which to her is "gross."

She wants all of your time, money, and attention, and doesn't to share any of it - except when she doesn't want them -- except the money, she always wants that -- and you're supposed to know (everything) without telling you, and she also wants a controliing interest in your soul and at least 50% of any afterlife you may be eligible for, if such exists.

Plus interest.

;)

sounds like a prostitute

No

The saga continues

ok then

an upvote, yes

The 'Two and a Half Men' "acceptably crazy" standard might apply too. OMG, that was about the funniest episode of the series!

first things first lol!

it was the highlight of my day so far ( :

i can't get married im too young and i don't have a boi because those f**king s**ts out their keep on stealing the ones that meet my standards

well then i'm jealous of you BatgirlAndres! that's 99 problems you don't have to worry about yet lol ( :

Space ghost

LOL! I said "Boi"

yeah you did

Sad to say, it takes a lot more than a hot body to stay happy once the honeymoon is done.

Definitely. But a hot body is a plus.