There was a show on Discovery Channel back when the content lived up to the name, (05-07) called "It Takes a Thief" that showed a 'proper' thief could loot a house in under 10 minutes
- in at least One Episode while the Owner was Home
as far as faking out Neighbors... Never underestimate the Power of a Clip Board and a Polo Shirt to make some one look like they belong somewhere, and to still remain 'generic'.
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