A Hannibal Lecter life lesson and cooking tip!

Motel business is rough

says this while it is clear what she is eating is not whole

Seriously. I don’t mind whether people are skinny or not. But for heaven’s sake, don’t allow fat to be your cancer. Have some selfrespect. And whichever douchebag who told you that this is beautiful and kept feeding you, is a piece of shit.

that's Brian's wife

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Hey, I get the lulz of it. It's a sad world if you can't laugh. But seriously, sometimes I don't understand people. Maybe people are aliens to me.

people everywhere just waitin for her to sing Hoping she doesn't so soon.

because you know she aint hoppin up gettin dressed & runnin down to the local market to puck up some groceries to make dinner

NAH, someone is makin mickey D's & Taco HELL runs for her.

And she’ll do it anyway if you wait long enough

Is that just 1 girl?

Marriage violates polygamy laws in 49 states

Roasted!

on simmer that is :).

123 upvotes! Well, I'll make that a 124;)

lol