Matrix Morpheus

that 'Delicious Vegan Version' is an Oxymoron

Tijuana_Slim, may I ask you, have you ever tried that kind of vegan food?
If you haven't tried them, how do you know that they're not delicious until you've tried them?

The meme, and one assumes you, posits... "what if i told you... "

that is my response to your query... never said it was based upon experience,

that said, there are many things that i haven't tried... Homicide, Gay sex, Quinoa and attending a Justin Beiber Concert. I can safely say none of them are on my to do list either

None of those things have anything to do with not harming animals for food. Nobody pays for animals to be killed by attending a Justin Bieber concert. I know that you didn't say anything about experience so that's why I asked you. Nobody's making you choose these things but people are asking others to consider the victims of certain food choices. That's all.

whoa whoa whoa... who said anything about Harming animals?... You were shilling Vegan Food.

I was born and raised on Dairy Farm, I have no illusions about what precedes my Burgers, Pizza, Ice Cream and Cookies...

I've seen the Bolt Gun used, I've seen Tongue and Heart and Liver floating in ice water... and Had Liver & Onions that same night.

I'm Not making Memes asking you to eat a Steak... (although I'm pretty sure i did one quoting some one saying "If we're not supposed to eat them, why are they made out of meat?" and that was more about the phrasing than an endorsement of Meat)

Gave some to my non-vegan friend, and his response was, sh*t that's good, what is this?