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11 ups, 1 reply
SOUNDS RIGHT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
LOL
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8 ups, 2 replies
One of Nature's miracles. Best to appreciate them from afar, though.

Too close and you can expect a slap in the head!
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SWEET BABY JESUS! HALLELUJAH! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
The "head" of church agrees
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Mr. Disco you are our of control... that's f#cking awesome!

I mean it: the eye candy, the superposition of it in front of the Pope... the lighting works perfectly, the caption, AND the accompanying comment text all come together to actually thrill me. I'm excited by the creativity of your masterpiece.

You gotta submit this to be featured - so EVERYONE can enjoy it! :-D
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3 ups
At least he's looking at a Woman and not little boys. something tells me this is a photoshop.
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7 ups
LOL very true
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THOSE WILL NEED INSPECTING | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups
Hahahaha! Nice.
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4 ups
Why not?

You can milk ANYTHING with nipples.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Agreed.

We'd better call in the FBI. The Female Body Inspectors.

Followed by... Doctor Feelgood.

Btw, perfect match on the upper and lower panels. Worth more upvotes than I can give.

Got milk? ;-p
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"Doctor Dova to Gynecology, Doctor Dova to Gynecology..."

Hmm... no answer. Maybe he's already there, lending a hand. ;-p
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6 ups, 1 reply
LOL! Good one!
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5 ups, 1 reply
OMG... now I want a handful.

You know they say more than a faceful is a waste! ;-p
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6 ups, 1 reply
LOL!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Who, me? ;-p
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0 ups
Awesome... I like it! :-D
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6 ups, 3 replies
These are male nipples btw
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2 ups
I think one per blob would be better. ;-p
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Yeah, you need to add skin as well.
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Thank you sir - always a pleasure making other people laugh.

Hey, I thought someone said you were taking a break from the site. Are you?
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4 ups, 1 reply
That is until you see a breast that's been removed by mastectomy. They're not that interesting on their own, they need to be attached to a woman.
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6 ups, 2 replies
Breasts on women? Sounds good! You umm... got any pictures?

*drools*
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4 ups, 1 reply
i.imgflip.com/28vb95.jpg (click to show) .... this is what you speak of
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5 ups, 1 reply
They gotta be at least 10 pounds a piece.

Fortunately, they come as a set. ;-)

*motorboat noises coming from the computer*
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3 ups, 1 reply
I am with this dude, I got too much class .... hahahahaha i.imgflip.com/299c6q.jpg (click to show)
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3 ups
You spoiled us with the real thing. Please don't run that bait and switch!

Now we'll have to run a special marker on them to see if they're real. ;-p
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3 ups
You don't need me for that, there's plenty of them on the net.
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4 ups, 1 reply
True that!!!! i.imgflip.com/28rjzy.jpg (click to show)
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4 ups, 1 reply
Kubra, what took you so long?

We were waitin' on ya for graphic support.

Thank you for the mammaries! :-p
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i.imgflip.com/29hwsp.jpg (click to show) .... what I do and I am OK with being labeled NSFW and getting less votes, that's how I roll!
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3 ups
How you roll... yep. They call it STYLE!

Those are some nice airbags there. Wonder where she parks 'em. ;-p
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4 ups, 1 reply
*protective eye gear required*

He could put someone's eyes out! ;-p
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6 ups, 1 reply
Titties finally something I'm willing to support
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3 ups, 1 reply
OMG. I'm going to have to put out more boob-bait memes. What a windfall!

(It's almost like... visiting Kubra's profile page.)

From what I see, she looks pretty. But I'll bet she has to sleep wearing goggles.

*drools*

Y'all got any more of them special spigots?
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Schwiiiing!

Wow, that Popsicle must be pretty cold!

Either that or someone threw a bucket of ice water on the poor gal. ;-)
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It's just shpring-time.
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ha!
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Hey little buddy, I saw your comment to giveuahint. Wonder if she had time to read it. No matter, got a screenshot. You know how I roll. Man, your comments rack up upvotes FAST!
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Now you'll always wonder, is it real, or is it photoshopped?
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3 ups, 1 reply
only a little
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2 ups, 1 reply
OK, put a nipple on it... uhh... first chance you get. ;-p
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2 ups, 1 reply
WTF? That's it, now I'm going to tear up my Mammal card.
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Which one does he resemble specifically?
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It looks like he may have eaten one or more of the larger ones in the list.

Still, he's gotta be near 70 years old so he's doing pretty good.

PLUS he sings 'Dream On' so he gets a free pass every time.

I'm a big fan of Aerosmith. Always have been. :-)
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2 ups, 1 reply
please don't tell me that Steven Tyler...
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1 up
Okey-then, I won't.
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5 ups
Looks like we've got a Shhwiiing there. Good for at least a triple. I'll take it! ;-p
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2 ups, 1 reply
I heard there is an automatic text scan also. ;-)
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2 ups, 2 replies
Oh, is there?
Right. Saying Go***mn means an NSFW, but nipple is totally fine...
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1 up
Agreed 100 percent.

Also... why is the template with dogs humping safe for work?

Or anything involving the word 'scumbag'?
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And what about 'too damn high'? It outta be labeled the same, no?
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2 ups, 1 reply
can you believe it they marked this nsfw! https://imgflip.com/i/29zvhh :-)
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2 ups
Wow... nice dog!
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2 ups
-_- that should probably be marked as nsfw...
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1 up, 1 reply
No touchey touchey, else you get smackey smackey. :-p
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Lol
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lol!
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i just had these two feature :-) https://imgflip.com/i/2a2m7m
https://imgflip.com/i/2a27ji
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0 ups
Good ones!

Seems people are experiencing extended wait times between submission and featuring lately. Maybe they need to upgrade their server?
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2 ups, 2 replies
( . ) ( . ) boobies!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Thanks for the set. It's a nice pair! :-)
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1 up, 1 reply
+1 for you, as always. :-)

Also, whoever took that photograph knows what they're doing.

It's laid out perfectly... a pleasure to look at. And those colors; very nice. :-)
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Sorry, we don't serve your kind in here...

Nobody told me there was going to be a livestock exhibition!

Great photoshopping (I hope)! :-)
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Yes, ma'am, bring it on over!

Uhh... wait, maybe I should call in a forklift.
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1 up, 1 reply
Are you sure that's the back?

Could go either way... back boobs?

Or the worst case of Camel I've ever seen. ;-p
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1 up, 1 reply
Lol'd at that XD
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That makes me happy... glad you liked it.

Thanks, Shugga! :-D
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he's not wrong lol
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1 up
Exactly
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Delicious. Man, I like your collection!

Thank you for this human work of art. Nature... you gotta love it! :-)
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