Did you get the memo?

Looks like somebody got rear-ended there.

lol

That you, Stormy?

Daniels. She probably looked like that 20 years ago.

Or up until she 'allegedly' did Trump. *vomits in mouth*

Whoever she is, she's a cutie!

Okay, I thought so, I just wanted to be sure.

I worked at a place where they didn't wait for after hours in the parking lot.

The gal was gobblin' down the goods right out there in daylight.

Not mine, unfortunately, but you gotta give her credit. The poor gal got fired for it.

Swapped one job for another. ;-)

Schwiing. Hired....

Next?

OMG. All that wonderful skin. I'll bet she's hygienic, too.

I mean she probably has a nice personality. But who the frack cares.

Thank you. Thank you for this.

BFF. :-)

Why do you think she is called "Seymore" . . .yuk, yuk, yuk.

Wait. Stephanie? OMGWTF? Woah.

I was unaware... why she has no underwear. And so young. But time for me to sleep.

Hey, do you know this creep... imgflip.com/i/27xjyn

Catch you tomorrow... unless it's already tomorrow in your time zone. If so, I will catch you today, and tomorrow also.

Until then... please send more umm... applicants. ;-)

*still drooling*

Everyone has their price.

Now we just hagglin' over the details. :-)

Or umm... who?

Only upvotes! :)
I couldn't resist.

Is that why the doors are always sticking?