Warning, she has a very wicked sense of humor. VERY wicked. Her dad misspelled her name on her birth certificate, adding an extra "A" where it didn't belong. When she was 7, I asked her why she had that extra "A" and she replied, "To piss people off". This from a 7 year old! I did a couple memes about her after she turned 15. i.imgflip.com/1gwnar.jpg (click to show) & i.imgflip.com/1gwqx0.jpg (click to show). My daughter said that's why she'd never give her a birthday party again
The girls are pretty much my life. Discussing lunchroom conversations she brought up how some of the conversations go. She mentioned a fave game at her table is pointing to different people and say "Spit or Swallow?" This was when she was in Jr. Hi. I told her the next time they play that, she needs to reply to the question with "Gargle". Her friends lost it, which I figured they'd do, because she did as well.
Note: this is not a true story I do not have and never have had a girlfriend.