And up vote of course

Do you know how many mosquitoes can land on one square centimeter of your skin in Siberia? ... That's a good boy.

Haha. Thanks.
That's funny

There are no words, none.

Altho I can't help but wonder if mama over there cut a really big fart, because her tummy sure went down after Putin stole the lolli.

Just met Putin, scarred me for life.