I don't take any advice from children, let alone those stupid enough to eat laundry detergent.

In liberal households you're unlikely to find Tide pods! We aren't stupid enough to use such a toxic product to wash our clothes! Nor did we ask anyone to give up their guns. We only wanted better background checks,& less access to rapid fire weapons.The idea that we are after your guns is a popular myth perpetrated by conservative flying monkeys who hurl feces at the public,????????& who hope that members of the public will pick up that crap & sup upon it just like your kids do Tide pods,because you've made the world such a hopeless place full of school massacres & climate change! By the way, Florida residents one of three US states(Mississippi,Alabama,Florida)-that have already declared a state of emergency for an incoming heat driven tropical storm(Alberto),would like to have a word with you about your mendacious denial of the grim realities of Trumps so called "Chinese Myth"!????????????????????

You need professional mental help. Seriously. You are so utterly delusional and stupid it's impossible to have a conversation with you.

Yawn. One trick pony has but one trick. Oh... I'm sorry. Were you trying to bore the hell out of everyone?

Triggered? Nope. To do that would be to acknowledge that you have a discernible talent. You fling crap at a wall and see what sticks. That's not talent - that's boring repetition. It's sad to see someone that has one trick, and doesn't even do that one thing well. Pathetic, actually.

You are like the "don't let this happen to you" contestant they put on American Idol every season that thinks they can actually sing. The whole world knows how incredibly terrible they are, but they can't - and won't - acknowledge they actually suck. When confronted with reality, they double down on sucking.

Of course you are pleased. You need any validation to reinforce your delusion that you are adequate at something, but you are not. You are the poo-flinging monkey at the zoo, and what's sad is you are quite happy with the fact that is all you will ever be. You have my pity.

It's impossible for you to have a conversation with anybody because there's only so much you can do with a spoonful of shit for brains.

i eat one with each meal. they are good for you