Face You Make Robert Downey Jr

Defo upvote

I'm one of them individuals.

How come the astronauts are in slo mo, even when jumping up? They outta be springing up 20ft like a grasshopper on crack.

Oh, and the best part is, you know why we haven't gone back?
Because, um - now get this - they 'lost' the blueprints for the Saturn Vs! I SWEAR. Yup, the propulsion rocket. And half a century later, they haven't been able to develop a new one even they they got a couple in Florida on display!

Maybe they should ask Kim Jung-un to come up with one.

Just like one part of this genius picture says: https://pics.onsizzle.com/how-to-tell-if-youre-c-brainwashed-you-recite-the-4875420.png

Yeah, you try looking that smoke straight south from your apartment window solid black for three days.

Because of course, that shitter was only lying when he talked to being behind it, and how he never figured on them falling down.

And Bush W never used Air Force One to fly Bin Laden's family outta here on 9/12.

looking at* that smoke

he talked about* being