You're not so bad.
Besidez...wordz can have great power. So as we see above - a comma or two can be fatal - or save a life.
I've heard thestory of a Czarina who edited the Czar's edict to change an execution into a pardon - by adding a comma. But now the exact wording escapes me. (From an English class in the 80's taught by Shirley Windward. I've failed, retroactively, it seems)