"Get up from your chair, sir! Get up now! Hands off the mouse, I said HANDS OFF THE MOUSE! Step away from the computer, you're under arrest!"
"W-what? What for?"
"For making shitty memes. Oh, and also for murder. But mostly for shitty memes."
THROWING AWAY YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE THE FUN WAY; PACK IT UP AS ABOVE THEN DRAG IT TO THE DUMPSTER AS IF IT WERE VERY HEAVY WEAR A BLACK HOODIE AND DO IT IN THE DAYLIGHT SO THE NEIGHBOURS CAN SEE
