Futurama Fry

I did it! I found the Russian collusion!

My sources tell me American politicians have sold an American uranium mining company to the Russians. The same politicians also gave Iran nuclear technology to enrich uranium!

Fortunately both Russia and Iran agreed not to use the materials or the technology to make weapons so everything's fine. They are both trustworthy countries with high opinions of the US.

Wait a minute... that wasn't Trump.

tru

Lmao

Um... No one is try I g to prove the evidence does not exist, literally no one. Literally no one. Everyone, including the republicans are trying to prove there is evidence, but NONE EXISTS

I'm not sure what you said but I agree, I think.

what world do y'all live in, seriously?

The media has you. They're trying to convince people that what he pled guilty to has something to do with Russian collusion. He pled guilty to lying to the FBI, not Russian involvement. He was also fired by Trump for the same reason the FBI are investigating him before the investigation ever got started.

Trump is draining the swamp, must be the Russians.

The media is just a tool for the democrats. They're desperate to do anything to tarnish Trumps image. They're really good at it too. You obviously fell for the Mueller thing. Try harder not to be a nail.

That wasn't my advice. It's best to be neither but if you've got to choose...

tru