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Nice!
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2 Times?
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You realize the only major contributions the U.S. made to either World War were helping with D-Day (which happened after Germany was tenderized by the Soviet Union) and the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

Sorry to dampen your uber-nationalism, but it was mostly other Europeans that "taught Germany a lesson" both times.
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I understand you hate America greatly.
Great for you.
We fought Japan pretty hard but you forgot to mention that.
Europe was basically conquered until the us pushed the axis back east.
Nice try though.
2 ups, 7y,
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Hate America? Nope. I just am willing to acknowledge the contributions of other countries instead of stealing all the credit and being toxically ubernationalist (like the Nazis, if I have to invoke Godwin's Law) about everything.
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The meme just shows that Germany is once again going down the same path of rhetoric that got it in trouble 2 times before.
Didn't mean to turn this into a snowflake auction. Hahaha
Now return to tolerance island my precious precious snowflake princess.
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Well I guess you have a point, though you could stop being so unintentionally hilarious about it.
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Sorry,Natalie,but I have to disagree with you there! https://www.quora.com/Who-actually-defeated-Nazi-Germany-America-or-the-Soviets Europe was basically conquered until the USSR joined the party,and the top answer on that quora thread proves it!
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In ww2 perhaps, but effectively turning the tide of the war and effectively ending it in Japan doesn't have and great meaning? The ussr just had the most people die and if you look at quora hard enough it'll tell you a Muslim was the first on the moon.
Look at my reply to crazy for anything further. Sorry the meme made you feel the need to enter into some sort of lecture about history.
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Yeah,you got a point,there.I got so carried away with Nazi Germany that I forgot that there were also Japan and Fascist Italy

I turned out to be quite dumb by entering this debate without any knowledge xD Bringing a knife to a gunfight
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You can disagree all you want, but history disagrees with you, nein? Or is that nyet?

What WASN'T owned by Germany then, the UK and Spain?

Sure, a crapload of SS died in the Russian winter, but that snow was gonna melt eventually. Soviet weapons were subpar, and although had some adavantages (namely using the right grade of oil so their machinery won't freeze up in that cold), they weren't superior to today, which needs no further explanation.
And true, the USSR had plenty of human fodder to expend, and they did - to the tune of 20,000,000 of them. But eventually, even the number of those available can run to just 0. Then what?

I GET IT, it's hard for a continent full of wusses to learn the hard way that war wasn't as easy as running roughshod over Africans in the Congo or Kazakhs riding donkeys.

To deal with the fact that they allowed Hitler's Wehrmacht to occupy countries thinking that kissing their asses this way would somehow make them leave Le Tower Eiffel alone.

To grovel at the feet of some Cowboy newbs an ocean away who did not want to get involved hoping they - with a significant German popuation themselves, second only to the ethnic English one, would - and could - join in AND WIN.

But they did, and the USA along with the UK did what y'all couldn't do for yourselves.

Skip this, "But Russia was almost gonna do something soon but not quite yet then the Ameriicanskis butted in" bullshit. Fact is, they didn't. That's why America did it for yous.

Which is why y'a'll don't speak German today.
Which is why y'all don't speak Russian today.

Which is why you speak American today.

Next time, fight your own damn war. Wimps.
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Almost forgot to add:

All them things were hard. So a Europe knocked to the ground physically and spiritually had to do something to to boost a ravaged ego, and hence the revisionist history highlighting some innocuous resistance roaming the rafters. Add to that present day RT propaganda trying to expand the role of Russia from rusting behemoth too stupid to know it was dead to greatness worthy of, well, the Third Reich itself, and you got a soul repaired. yay.
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"Which is why you speak American today"

Actually,there are 2 problems here:the minor one and the major one
The minor problem:There's no such thing as "American" language.There is only English.Saying there's American would be the same like saying there are also Australian and Canadian languages,but there aren't,because they're all English

Major problem:So,if I have understood you correctly,you're saying that the reason why is the English language the most popular language of the world is because USA defeated Nazi Germany,right?But that is wrong.In fact,it is so wrong that there is no right word to accurately describe how wrong is that.The triumph of not only English language,but the England itself was achieved much earlier.England is the greatest colonial force of the world,after all.I suggest you to visit the following link: http://www.sinhalanet.net/three-corporations-run-the-world-city-of-london-washington-dc-and-vatican-city It will explain a lot

And be sure to read at least "CITY OF LONDON INC" before you say that the link is irrelevant to the topic at hand

- Much respect and love,PowerMetalhead
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Well shucky dee, ya sure set me straight. I knew all that historicalated crap yet didn't know we speak Englishian here, and after importing it throughout the world, no less.

The spread of English throughout Europe east of the Channel Islands during days of Empire consisted of Gibralter. You might wanna GPS that one, son. (HINT: It's off the southern coast of Spain).

What country you from?
And it's UK-ian?

VOA - Voice of America, Google it.
Marshall Plan - Google it.
Post WWII, after the Yanks liberated your sappy asses, it began to feed them as well as rebuild. Not to mention protect yous from become satellite states of your precious Russians.

Heck, prep yer eyes for some toxic ubernationalism: We descended like Gods, feeding your gaping mouths so that four generations later we can have spoiled entitled fat kids like yourself biting the hand that once did bleed and now feeds AND kneeds - giving your cow-dung-burning-to-make-dinner sorry asses stoves, heating, electricity, paved streets, modern farming methods so that daddy can instead spend his hours smoking in cafes all day, 20lb bags of free flour every two weeks so grandma didn't have to crush wheat with a stone all day, cars so you didn't have to beg Uncle Micha to lend the donkey to go to town to trade for some iron plow parts to weld unto the busting up one at home, Netflixing OUR movies, OUR tv, MP3ing OUR music, copying OUR slang, and staying nice n comfy in your room whining about gobbling your McD's and memeing your time away about American Presidents, American pop culture, American humor (Ya might wanna Google humor/sarcasm, btw) on OUR iPads - ya catchin my drift, homie?

Good gosh, fella, ya don't even know YOUR history. Your Russsian idols didn't liberate ya, some guy name Josip Broz & his Partisans did.
Marshal Tito - Google it.

PS: YOU'RE WELCOME.
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