Lol. Thanks. I wasn't sure how receptive people would be about Chuck Norris cracking a joke. But, then again, even the memes about how tough he is have a funny punch line.
I lost my watch at a party once. I saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude and punched him right in the nose. Nobody talks to a girl that way... Not on my watch.
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I had so many Chuck Norris facts that nobody could keep up.