Depressing Meme Week Oct 11-18 A NeverSayMemes Event

Depressing Meme Week Oct 11-18 A NeverSayMemes Event | 7 CONTINENTS, 195 COUNTRIES, OVER 7.5 BILLION PEOPLE ON THE EARTH PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU'RE STILL SINGLE | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,being single,funny,depressing meme week,peace and quiet | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Nothing is more depressing than bad luck brian! Depressing meme week oct 11-18 | WHEN YOUR FRIENDS SIGN YOU UP FOR A DATING SITE BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG AND YOUR TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL THEM YOU'VE ALREADY  | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian,depressing meme week | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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GETS A MATCH.COM ACCOUNT FIRST MATCH IS... | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Grandma Finds The Internet Meme | SECOND MATCH | image tagged in memes,grandma finds the internet | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THIRD MATCH | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Mugatu So Hot Right Now Meme | FOURTH MATCH AND FIFTH MATCH | image tagged in memes,mugatu so hot right now | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Y'all Got Any More Of That Meme | SIXTH MATCH | image tagged in memes,yall got any more of | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SEVENTH  MATCH | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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This is for training! - I cannot say more at the moment.
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Not joking.
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And sadly burn afterwards....
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lol
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Never taunt a gay man with heels lol
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Why didn't I think of that? Good one.
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They gotta be single lol
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And by alone, I mean with no one else but her and our daughter. Lol.
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in a way they do. But what do i know i don't do drugs because i want to keep myself looking attractive.
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mine too.
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Perfect.
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I see you're singling yourself out there.
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I don't feel ready for a relationship yet.
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Why not both
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no it doesn't
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*sad face*
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I did graveyards for awhile...that's a relationship killer too!!!
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Sleeping in a coffin does that too.
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Because I'm better at talking to people online than I am in person, and I don't like using dating sites; I have to find someone myself, not have someone thrown at me.
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It is; but currently I'm working on someone right now. Hopefully it won't be too much longer
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Also I refuse to use dating sites because I won't learn proper social skills otherwise; I have to practice them and hone them over many years so I actually can talk to people.

I don't really like humans in general anyway; they're too complicated. You tell a computer "X", it'll respond with "Z". Tell a HUMAN "X", they'll go, "Huh? What do you mean, 'X'?". Unfortunately, learning to communicate with humans is an unavoidable fact of life. I don't want to, but in order to succeed in life in general I have no choice but to learn how.
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That's exactly how I look at it too...LOL
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lol
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lel nice one
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well you only know 1000 ish people (unless you are asian then you can get married to a stranger)
out of those 1000 only 450 are girl or less ( asuming your straight )
and out of those 450 girls only 20 know your name (unless famous)
and out of those 20 half or 10 friend zone you (unless famous)
so only ten
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not really because i dont even know 10 girls XD
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LOL
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'cause I'm OK by myself.
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From friends who date online: guys are either just trying to get laid or they're looking for Jennifer Lopez.
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One of my co-workers married a chick he met on ChristianMingle...she was pretty enough but when she opened her mouth, her voice was deeper than every guy in the room.
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them fembots are needed
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:)
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Had this as my tagline for a while. Its a shame, I don't think anyone knows who actually first said it.
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I've lived by it most of my life!
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True fact
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Help the species as it were...LOL
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Just kidding. Any grammar nazis reading this....Should the quotation marks include the question mark or not? Thanks. Keep the funnies coming dawg!
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If the quote itself was a question, the quotation marks would come after the question mark...You used it correctly for the way you used it. However, most people just leave punctuation out of memes.
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Probably smeels good too
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And I'll never stop using Axe deodorant because I've had two girlfriends cuddle up to me and tell me my armpits smelled good! LOL
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Because all the guys at my school are jerks. Plus, none of them are cute
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i'm asexual (though if you want a deep reason, some people a homosexual, which is sadly still frowned upon by many people)
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I'm straight. I still don't understand how a beautiful girl like me is still single. I should have cute boys flocking me to ask me out, but I don't. I should be happy though because I don't have to worry about anybody getting shot by my dad. He's very protective of me.
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i guess you just awnsered you're own question (or your dad did)
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he's never shot anyone though
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yeah,but why risk it
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true
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Same here. I want a man that is smart, handsome, honest, kind, humble, and loving. Plus, he can't have a beard or a moustache so it's easier to kiss him.
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Don't judge me, ok? D;
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Yeah, they don't.
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Do 2d girls count?
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Also I'm a dog person so...yeah...
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I'm an introvert who eats nothing but eat pizza, drink doctor pepper, and watch Family Guy and re-runs of Friends. Anyone out there wanna date me?
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Because we're waiting on the perfect woman to come along. That's why.
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That's what Christian mingle is for.
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