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A bedtime prayer for modern times

A bedtime prayer for modern times | Now I lay myself down to sleep Beside my bed a Kimber I keep; Should you be inside when I wake 
Your body the coroner has to take | image tagged in memes,funny,guns,bedtime prayer,joke,rhymes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,514 views 35 upvotes Made by isayisay 7 years ago in fun
38 Comments
6 ups, 7y,
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I guess you won't get many bedroom partners...
Change your ammo type to these:
5 ups, 7y,
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Evil Toddler Meme | YOU SHOULD PATENT THAT | image tagged in memes,evil toddler | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
lol
5 ups, 7y
Those or the "dum-dum chokolate-bullets" :D
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5 ups, 7y,
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Am I The Only One Around Here Meme | AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO HAS A TASER INSTEAD | image tagged in memes,am i the only one around here | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lmao
5 ups, 7y,
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Evil Toddler Meme | 'KIMBER' WORKS BETTER BECAUSE IT ALLITERATES WITH 'KEEP' | image tagged in memes,evil toddler | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
It was just for the rhythm and flow. :)
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6 ups, 7y,
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Lmao if I kept a gun near my bed, I'm such a light sleeper. Anyone who woke me would get shot!
5 ups, 7y,
1 reply
I'm a very light sleeper too! My daughter went to the football Friday night, and before she knows how I am, she said Dad don't shoot me when I come home! My 9mm is always beside me Lol :)
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5 ups, 7y
Ohhh lol see that's why I couldn't keep it beside me. I'm too jumpy! My dad always has his too. Everywhere he goes.
4 ups, 7y,
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:)
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4 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y
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3 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y
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3 ups, 7y,
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If you remember an earlier interaction. :D
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3 ups, 7y,
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I know him and cliff hated each other!
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2 ups, 7y
https://imgflip.com/i/1weinv link to what I was referring to. Not spam! Not my meme. :D
5 ups, 7y,
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:)
6 ups, 7y
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5 ups, 7y,
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https://i.imgflip.com/1pfiwr.gif
5 ups, 7y
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4 ups, 7y,
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4 ups, 7y
4 ups, 7y,
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4 ups, 7y
lol
3 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y,
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Who is that? Or did you ask me that before? :)
3 ups, 7y
Not sure really. I found it when I searched for Mistique
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3 ups, 7y,
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4 ups, 7y,
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4 ups, 7y,
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Damn I love that gun with the flood ligh and the Swiss Army knife attached to it I guess if the rifle malfunctions you can blind him then saw each of his limbs off with the saw blade lol
4 ups, 7y
That guy even have a bird on the scope. Not sure if it flies. lol :)
3 ups, 7y,
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4 ups, 7y,
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1 up, 7y
Haha
2 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y,
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LOL
2 ups, 7y
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Now I lay myself down to sleep Beside my bed a Kimber I keep; Should you be inside when I wake Your body the coroner has to take