Always Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Always... Well, unless it's a Mel Brooks movie.

Tis but a scratch.

There should be an apostrophe somewhere in the 'tis, I fart in your general direction

my name is jim, but most people call me...jim.

It's Tim where I am from. Maybe it's different in other regions. XD

I have a dope sense of humor bra

I know how you feel bro....

I do this too, except it's usually obscure lines of Portal 2 dialogue

I love the quote in Indiana Jones "I hate snakes"

Really affects ur life. I like the Bill & Ted line "How's it goin' Royal Ugly dudes?". I say it to people all the time.

The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true...

Of course its all in your head Harry, but what's to say it isn't real?

She turned me into newt. I got better.